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>> No.17062358 [View]
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don't touch your face and be appreciative of the fact that you have the means to prepare.

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Not gonna lie. I'm probably gonna get fired for this.
I'm one of the 40 devs working at Vechian.

I have dumped my personal stakes in the company, and I advise you all to as well before this spreads.

I'm spilling the beans about everything. As former anon already leaked: A long time ago, Sunny Lu (or as he likes to be called: The Slant-Eyed-Noodle Nigger Ninja) crawled through his mother's vagina. We all knew this, and we were appalled to say the least but kept the sharade going because the pay was good. What kind of freak would even touch, let alone CRAWL through their mothers vagina?

Anyway, Sunny sustained himself by impregnating his mother from the inside and eating his fetus siblings. However, when Sunny was feasting on the legs and arms of his 3rd fetus, Sunny noticed an anomaly. The fetus could speak. This was not you're average day inbred fetus. No, it had an IQ of 300. Sunny learned him to read and write, poetry even. Using fecal matter as ink, they outlined the Vechain whitepaper inside their mothers womb, where it still resides to this day. Now you know why they have no whitepaper.

During Q1 an attempt was made to enter the womb of Sunnys mother once more and recover the white paper. This was originally planned for mid january but something went wrong during the procedure. Now you know why rebranding got delayed.

Think guys, do you really want to give your money to this baby eating, incestuous psychopathic rice chink? This is no joke, we were all forced to sign a legal binding NDA. Those that refused were denied any further rice.

Now that the NDA has been lifted since this all has been leaked, it's all going down the drain. I'd advise you too sell immediately. Sunny already got arrested and his mother is in protective care.

Me and some of the former 40man dev team are considering legal action in hopes to retrieve lost rice. The Slant-Eyed-Noodle Nigger Ninja will not win, no. Not this time. He has gone too far.

>> No.6548058 [View]
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I'm probably gonna get fired for this.
I'm one of the 40 devs working at Vechian.

I have dumped my personal stakes in the company, and I advise you all to as well before this spreads.

I'm spilling the beans about everything. As former anon already leaked, a few years ago Sunny was located inside his mothers vagina. Who the fuck crawls through their own mothers vagina? That's some sick shady behaviour right there.

Anyway, Sunny sustained himself by impregnating his mother from the inside and eating his fetus siblings. However, when Sunny was feasting on the legs and arms of his 3rd fetus, Sunny noticed an anomaly. The fetus could speak. This was not you're average day inbred fetus. No, it had an IQ of 300. Sunny learned it to read and write, using fecal matter as ink, they outlined the Vechain whitepaper inside their mothers womb, where it still resides to this day.

During Q1 an attempt was made to enter the womb of Sunnys mother once more and recover the white paper. This was originally planned for mid jan but something went wrong during the procedure. Now you know why rebranding got delayed.

Think guys, do you really want to give your money to this baby eating, incestuous psychopath? Now that the NDA is lifted and this topic can be freely talked about, its all going to down the drain.

Last news I heard was that they're trying to recover the white paper by sending in Sunnys brother. But since he has no arms, they equipped him with the best, next level robotic arms in hopes of succes. This project is doomed to fail.

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>>6544687
Can confirm story. It's all true

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>>6534225
Since the word is out, I'm spilling the beans about everything. As former anon laid out, Sunny sustained himself by impregnating his mother from the inside and eating his fetus siblings. However, when Sunny was feasting on the legs and arms of his 3rd fetus, Sunny noticed an anomaly. The fetus could speak. This was not you're average day inbred fetus. No, it had an IQ of 300. Sunny learned it to read and write, using fecal matter as ink, they outlined the Vechain whitepaper inside their mothers womb, where it still resides to this day.

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