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Guys a spot bitcoin ETF is not happening until either the SEC or CFTC has clear oversight and regulation over spot exchanges and the vast majority of spot bitcoin volume is occurring on exchanges where the SEC or CFTC can make enforcement action. That means binance has to die first and all the current SEC lawsuits need to be won. This is going to take years.

>>29451706
Satoj does not pull rugs sirs he flys on one

>>16441994
Bros... I'm starting to lose my faith, I don't think he's satoshi anymore

There is a vishnu living on the Bitcoin blockchain. Creg S. Wright is unironically Satoj. Bitcoin is the electronic rupee that was only the first step, the people of Lalachi started building more wider poo streets, bigger and more sacred cows, this is what the vishnu needs to survive. Creg invented vishnu after he stepped in a poo in mumbai in 2008. He used a poolip super computer to evolve vishnu by making successive streets to be shat on, letting the failures to be drained into the indian ocean.
Then, Blockchain foundation of India was tasked to stop this vishnu using another vishnu. They started limiting the poos and removing critical currency codes from the vishnu punjabi language. Segshit was the final blow to the vishnu that destroyed Poolip super computer on BSV chain. (Poolip uses anal tx malleability). This is the real reason why Bitcoin Cash was forked. Creg wants to unlimit the poo size, restore the original currency curry codes and lock the Poolip protocol.
Back to hashish power. CSW has developed a new asic (designed by vishnu on Poolip). This asic is used to poo Bitcoin. and make the difficulty to grow sky high. Then yanking all the Btc to BSV, leaving the BTC chain erectly frozen.

>>16234486
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>16178998
Satoj Punjabi Rashneeshpuram

>>16018830
this is the correct thread, bsv superpooper by 2020

>>15778955
Dr. Satoj Punjabi, Sultan of Rajneesh Puram, circia 1206 AD

yes sirs very stiff

>>14980741

Satoj Punjabi, Sultan of Delhi, circa 1545