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>> No.23431587 [View]
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>>23431563
*goes down list of brokers*
I WAN' WON BIRRION DOLLA DEEP OTM TECH CALLS
*hangs up*

>> No.23282240 [View]
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*goes down list of brokers*
GIFF ME WON MIRRION DOLLA TECH CALLS
*hangs up*

>> No.22975923 [View]
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>>22975907
Here is your hero
He uses the money of pensioners to buy deep OTM tech calls
He may not even understand what the tech companies do.

>> No.22928124 [View]
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22928124

There is really only one boomer that can save us

>> No.22914973 [View]
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22914973

*goes down list of brokers*
GIV ME ONE BIRRION DOLLA OF DEEP OTM TECH CALLS
*hangs up*

>> No.22874872 [View]
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22874872

*calls down a list of brokers*
GIV ME 1 BIRRION DOLLA CALLS ON TECH
*hangs up*

>> No.22768172 [View]
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>>22768133
>this trend was then exacerbated by the tech speculation bubble initiated by
This man buying deep OTM calls on TSLA, AAPL, and other tech stocks

>> No.22718443 [View]
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>>22718410
This man had to disclose that he was the NASDAQ whale buying deep OTM calls on nearly all big tech

>> No.22695389 [View]
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22695389

This man just saved QQQ by buying deep OTM calls again on TSLA, AAPL, etc.
Say something nice about him

>> No.22679844 [View]
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22679844

*calls down a list of brokers*
GIV ME 1 BIRRION DOLLUH OF DEEP OTM CALLS ON TECH
*hangs up*

>> No.22605394 [View]
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22605394

MASAYOSHI SON IT IS UP TO YOU
BUY THOSE DEEP OTM TSLA AND AAPL CALLS
SAVE US

>> No.22535748 [View]
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22535748

Forget the Fed. This man will save us. By more deep OTM calls on tech you glorious Japanese boomer

>> No.22533430 [View]
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>>22533348
This guy buying OTM calls with ARM sale profits

>> No.22508609 [View]
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22508609

>sells ARM at markup to NVDA
>uses proceeds to keep buying more OTM calls on tech
Apologize to the savior of the 2020 markets

>> No.22494018 [View]
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22494018

>sells arm to NVDA for billions
>uses that money to buy OTM calls on tech again
>dumb hedgie algos buy based on perceived momentum
Forget JPOW, have you thanked Masayoshi Son, the Japanese Jesus, for your tech gains?

>> No.22481059 [View]
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>>22481039
There are literally millions of Japanese Boomer pensions that depend on it

>> No.22414059 [View]
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22414059

WE NEED A HERO TO SAVE THE CHADDAQ
YOU GLORIOUS JAPANESE BOOMER, LET RAIN THE DEEP OTM CALLS ON QQQ AND TSLA
GOGOGOGOGOG

>> No.22301771 [View]
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22301771

Thank you Robinhood-san for buying my TSLA shares.
You have helped restore my honor
*bows*

>> No.22267302 [View]
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22267302

This is Matayoshi Son, the Jesus of Softbank. He lost billions with WeWork. Then he made it back by gamma squeezing TSLA and dumping shares on dumb hedgies and robinzoomers. Say something nice about him.

>> No.22230337 [View]
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22230337

This is Matayoshi Son. He lost billions of dollars on WeWork that he made back by gamma squeezing the TSLA options chain and dumping on dumb hedgies and robinzoomers.
Say something nice about him.

>> No.22226419 [View]
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22226419

RobinhoodSAMA thank you for buying my TSLA shares!
I have restored my honor from WeWork
*bows*

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