/biz/ - Business & Finance

Our Sminem, which art in Russia,
Hallowed be thy Name;
Thy bull run come;
Thy will be done
in Binance, as it is in heaven:
Give us this day our daily pump;
And forgive us our weak hands,
as we forgive them that FUD against us;
And lead us not into FOMO,
But deliver us from the bogs;
For thine is the citidel,
and the gains, and the lambos,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

>>50376836
>Aleo - Next big L1. Will launch in a bear market and probably go under seed price.
>Chingari - Indian Tik Tok. Tik Tok is banned in India and Chingari is already making millions in revenue as the alternative. $100m funding round next month with Pantera and Sequoia.
>Genopets - Basically the next Axie. Make sure you buy low.

Anyone got any other suggestions? SHITCOINS NEED NOT APPLY.

based

opposite for me

Newfags can't even name this genius.

He’s right how many of you niggers are spending their day on shitcoins wasting time and money ? It’s better to invest in non-jewed stocks, long term stock. But muhh shitcoin mudabop bix nood day tradin’ !

You can make 3k investing in long term when you day trade you make 4 to 5k. But is it worth ? Is the 2k really worth it ? You can get your money back but your time is precious. And anyways you would never beat the kike.

Red Sminem, holding in

What could go wrong ?

>>26656287
it's simple friend you just hodl

Hey /biz/ I've got some advice for you that will really help you when buying and selling.

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

IMAGINE UNIRONICALLY SHORTING THE BACKBONE OF ALL CRYPTO PRAISE SMINEM AND FUCK U BOGS

BOGDANOFF.

THIS ENDS NOW.

Prepare the pump.

>>24497756
based God will never let us down

>go to check out this project
>see goatse
ah, still getting raided i can see. meh ill bump this thread for you guys, i don't have any money to stake in anyways.

>be me
>only trade uniswap scams
>up 8x in a week
>Never look at btc chart
>jerk off everyday
Is this the golden bullrun anons? Am I gonna make it?

>>20410625

Don't feel that way, you used it in a way that will help you in the real world. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Imagine how hard you'd be kicking yourself when the next FUD cycle begins and it falls back to $4.

I sold about 45% of my small stack and made about $700 in profit. I'm gonna sell the rest if it ever surpasses $10-15.

If you can afford to HODL, do so, but if you need the money, cash out. Besides, now the money you would've spent on school now can be thrown back into crypto, and you're not taking out fucking usurous loans in the process that would've really cost you.

Be proud of your choice, Anon. Hindsight is 20/20, but we can never accurately predict the future.

You will all go down and you heard it here first.

How does it feel knowing you're going to wake up a millionaire today?

>>16900440
REJECT THIS FALSE PROPHET
ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH SMINEM
1000x RETURNS FOR ALL HODLERS BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY “BLESS MY BAGS SMINEM”

You ask why you have not received the divine golden bull run yet you forget your true hero of divine and unlimited gains....

There is only ONE hope for us now!

Hmm

2.70 is the top for link

It will drop back to 2.00, sit there for a while then pump back to 4

Thank me later

Hello /biz/

I've recently joined a school project that is based on the stock market and I was wondering if any of you guys that know this stuff could help me out and give me some tips on that :)