/biz/ - Business & Finance

Forgot to mention I got the email back from dick drool about the lundin list that was covered weeks ago. Idk if it'll help but I'll jump on the laptop and copy the reply he gave me. I haven't even opened it so it might be 15% off his next gravity powered sky diving boot camp

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There are no smart marines, private! There are order followers and people that pass those orders along to you lowly bullet sponges. If you start thinking, I'll have them lobotomize you and strap you to a jdam with a tattoo on your face that reads "fragile, handle with care" and drop you from a c130 barely above the enemys missle threshold!
I bet you think you're clever by sneaking doughnuts from the chow hall so you can enjoy moments of solace and gluttony without shame or persecution for your selfish actions! Well, you're right!
You will eat the doughnuts and everyone here will watch you eat them while they do pushups! Don't eat too fast because I want this floor pushed down!
You eat the doughnut and think of all your joy you've gained from being so god damn clever!
The rest of you, well, start pushing! You're gonna lay for this doughnut private Bob has stolen from the chow hall! That doughnut is the future! He's going to enjoy it and you will pay the price!