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Never worked ever and am reaching my fifth decade so listen up; everyone there (or rather, the majority) is just as unhappy as you are, so make the best of that and rerun high school feels, for it's all high school after high school, fren.
>BOOM
You never know.

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My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

>>24966000
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>>24966062
>>24966170
>>24966253
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

>>24890994
Also let me share my morning routine with you.

My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

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>>24356941 ---> Unironically CIA ID
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>>24362987--->literally, unironically FART in ID
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>>24363357
>>24364605

My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

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>>24153278
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

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>>24112899

My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

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>>24112141
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

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>>24108391
>>24108420
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

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>>24092255
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>>24095916
>>24096930
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

>>24084655
>>24084682
>>24084721
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>>24084703
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

>>24074365
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>>24078043
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

>>24017421
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>>24027398
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

>>23999345
>>24000585
>>24000682
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>>24000864
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>>24003870
>>24004726
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>>24007847
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>>23999093 (OP)
>>23999223
>>23999394
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>>24007752
>>24007862
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

>>23996010
>>23996041
>>23996138
>>23996264
>>23996297
>>23996327
>>23996547
>>23996576
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>>23996559
>>23996574
My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

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My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.