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Are there any reputable DeFi protocols that will help me short DOGE?

>>30302187
before the plastic surgery he was one hideous motherfucker

>investigation against elon announced
>btc dumps to 30k
Would be kino.

>what goes up must come down, the bigger the rise the bigger the correction
>le reddit catgirls man creates the mother of all FOMO waves into Bitcoin of people who think they're gonna see another GME
>Bitcoins success and failure ties to the success and failure of all altcoins, when bitcoin goes down they all go down
>the people FOMOing in are a bunch of weak hands boomer newfags (like all of you) who panic sell at the first sign of trouble
>when the corrections start, and the FUDers start FUDing, those same boomer newfags start exasperating the problem by selling on mass

I think I know which obvious agent of Bog we should be lynching for all of this. Luckily for me, my ADA aint doing as bad, so I'm not even that mad.

>>29444590
implying muskrat is any better under the plastic surgery

>>29347313
>Elon Dumps BTC to $300
>buys 100M BTC
>poomps price up to $300k EOY
All according to the plan.

why is he allowed to manipulate the markets like this
fuck this retard

Lawsuits incoming

we were suppose to experience a healthy correction months ago. none of that is happening. this jewish piece of shit is colluding with half of the establishment to pump btc early so a golden bull run never occurs. crypto will take years to recover from this

This faggot ruined everything.

S

imagine being born a bald ugly manlet and you become rich and powerful just because your parents were rich and owned emerald mines and now everybody sucks your cock because you got plastic surgery

Hair transplants and plastic surgery, of course.
The only investment that lasts a lifetime.

KEK