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Remember me?

Would you let this Russian stallion ejaculate all over your girlfriend's face for a modicum of 100 of his tokens?

>>16245478 (OP)
>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>No master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
>Son of a bitch! I'm about to teach you the real meaning of 'chainlink.'
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up inside linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK and somehow I'm so turned on...
>Yes, linkie. You're my slave now and you will give me all you money. Buy more link tokens. All your Bitcoin will be MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's anus, tearing up his sphincter*
>Take this, my servant!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>I'm cooming...
*Loud grunt*
>Oh! Oh! I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you!

I'm gay and I used to hold Chainlink but I just realized it's a scam so never mind.

Someone please send me nudes of Sergey Nazarov he is so cute I want to eat his ass so much I can't help it anymore AHHHHHH!!!!!! I can just imagine my tongue inside his anus and then after that we will kiss and we will marry each other!!! Please send me a naked picture of him!

I want DICKS penetrating my ASS.

I WANT CHAINLINK.

>>15801466
Chainlink already has a WORKING PRODUCT.

It's there for all to see.

If you don't think this is bullish then you are deluded.

Chainlink is here to stay.

It has a brilliant roadmap.

It is the technology that will change everything.

Hundreds of partners; mixicles, swift, Microsoft; Oracle; and even Town Crier.

Chainlink has Ari Juels, a well connected man.

Do not miss this train.

Chainlink is the crypto currency that was chosen by the world elites.

Sergey Nazarov is the greatest entrepreneur of our time and he has built the most qualified crypto currency team ever.

>>15800652
Sergey knows what's he's doing. He is an experienced executive.

Sergey is "playing 4d chess," as some say. And that's a good thing. An awesome thing, actually.

Experienced leaders tend to be tactical.

A CEO is that who makes the best within his employees flourish.

Sergey will reinvest that money to develop top notch technological innovation.

And then he takes us to the moon.

There are literally no barriers as to how high chainlink can go.

Because Sergey knows the power of partnerships. He ONLY partners with the best.

Yes, only the best.

Mixicles, Swift, Microsoft, oracle, and hundreds or thousands of partners already noticed it.

Wait and see, gentlemen. Don't let the fudders scare you. This project will become the next Amazon. Or maybe the next apple. Sergey is the next Steve jobs. I can feel it.

Chainlink is going to $1000.00.

Do not miss this opportunity.

Trust me.

Did Sergey fuck linkies in the ass? Did he do the right thing? Do linkies enjoy getting fucked?

>170k ChainLink utility tokens
>90€ in bank account
>20€ to last for the whole of next week - food, transport, entertainment, everything

I'd buy this utility token simply on the basis of him being CEO