/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lots of people copeing "canada has the most well managed pension system in the world" lmao if getting scammed is "well managed" what the fuck is every other retard doing lol...

I have 67 transactions on uniswap and i don't qualify for the 1inch drop?
fucking kikes

is today the day? people are spamming that they will fill their short orders into next week and that today is the gamma squeeze. the real short squeeze could be today or next week. i don't fucking know what's going on anymore.

post yfw the retardsqueeze next thursday sends it up to $12k

I'm going to have a heart attack
How do hedge fund managers do coke all day and not have their heart explode

>>22142948
Kids need correction, and sometimes big kids need holes kicked in their pride. Obviously his father isn't doing it, so its better it happens here than when he shows his ass in front of real people he has to see day after day.

>>18213614
>lawsuits filed in California
How much you want to bet it’s American chinks? Worse than jews, if such a thing is possible.

>>16675831
What did he mean by this?

>>15464430
>men have always been incels

>>13328868
>8 years is almost your entire life

>>7103569
>i bought at 0.90

>>5844965
THANK GOD I MOVED EVERYTHING TO A WALLET. I did the other day as well. I doubt its an exit scam, but its still spooky.

>SMIT

>have 50k in savings
>spent the past few years reading about investing, day trading, memecoin speculation, passive income streams, ect...
>overwhelmed with information and become paralyzed
>end up falling for the couch potato diversified ETFs meme like a boring cunt because you're scared of losing too much money

Anybody else know this feel?

>spent $800 on an iPhone

>dad getting into stock investing
>all he does is invest in what people on TV tell him to
>signs up for costly monthly newsletters on the internet for "important information"
>was telling me about some guys website he wants to sign up for, goes on to tell me he invested in 5 of this guys picks and lost money, yet he still want to sign up for his website
>buys these crazy ass stocks that go up %70 in a week then crash then he loses any money he makes
>he's retiring in a year and is pretty much gambling his money away
>I keep telling him to just invest in some ETF's or some shit but he never listens

Why are baby boomers so retarded?

>>651217
Yeah, you're right. Buy buy buy.

>11% since May 2014
You go girl (dividends are good, though, so it wasn't a bad choice at all).

>>651219
>Where will you be when capital gains tax hits? (Pic related)
I daytrade anyway, what do I care. I invest to grow money for old days, but investing doesn't really build wealth, it slowly trickles it in, so that when you're too old to enjoy it, you'll have loads of money.

The next crash will make me enough money to actually quit my job, so it's a good thing for me.

>>651231
Well now I feel bad, thanks. Don't worry, Anon. I don't know what's right for you. You do what you want, it's your money. I'm just saying that when he's up there on the ladder and wobbling, higher than he's ever been, don't hand him your only paint of can.

>>486494
>>486506

No debt
I make ~$2000 a month after taxes
About $2700 in the bank
$800 in silver

Shit I could sell:
Car is worth $3500-4000 depending on how fast I'd need the money.
Gun collection and ammo could be sold for ~$2000-2500
I've got a banjo and case that could be sold for $150
Tenor Saxophone + case ~$1200
2 Recurve bows, arrows, gear $250-300
Computer I might be able to get $600-800 (just built this year for $1200).
Old laptop probably at least worth $200 to a computer repair shop.
Unneeded clothing sold to thrift stores I could probably get $100

tl;dr $12,700 thereabouts

I have a puppy and a crate+food but I'd never sell him.

I need to save moar money.