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Pedophilia remains one of Ethereum's core values, though free speech is not

It's a negative stereotype about nerds: They get so obsessed with the technology, they neglect the social impact of their work.

It doesn't help when childless geriatrics are paying young nerds to skip college. In college, you usually have to take at least one humanities course. Without college, you probably won't ever learn the difference between "value" and "values".

One fact about Ethereum that you might not know? It was founded by two pedophilia-supporters, one of who likes to write fan fict about little girls.

In this industry, there are movers and shakers. Geriatric Joe kicked in the door on crypto and posted up right on the couch saying, "The adults are here now!". But it's been 5 years and Geriatric Joe seems to have fallen asleep on the couch. I think Joe should probably get his prostate examined, because he's been sleeping under a wet blanket. Someone has got to move his ratty couch out of here and clean out all the ants and vermin he's left behind. And while they're at it call him an Uber back to Guatemala. Only then can the movers get to work.

Ethereum has a culture that, in a typical company, would most likely violate the FCPA. But because this is crypto, taking down evil is a bit different.

Weak-sauce is the voice of the gleekcoin dev who cringes and tries to deflect what they are and who's around them. When you're on the side of the murdering pedophiles who stole millions of dollars from doctors, you should probably re-evaluate who the bully is.

Enterprises are learning quickly that if they use Ethereum, they're supporting fraud, corruption, and pedophilia. Unfortunately, this won't bring back any dead patients.

What I have learned in my last four months on /biz/:

-I had three years
-if I think she looks cute it’s a man
-never invest in a chinaman crossing his arms
-never invest in a crypto named after food
-I should buy precious metals if I’m the kind of guy who also thinks buying MREs is a good idea
-42 is a glownigger
-everyone here is a Kleros lawyer

Guys. One simple rule. Stop buying coins named after food. Stop.

where the fuck is the dip

just fucking dump already

who the fuck is buying at $7950??? Do they not see the chart?