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Fuck my life

Help!

I'm in Red Nose Jail, and only YOU can bail me out, valued customer!

>Walmart jail 2/2

>>55081443
Pizza...

Fuck you I have to post this from the break room toilet and now they are trying to make me hurry up and get back on the floor it's not fair bros

>>54992619
I mean yeah, their marketing research fucked up big time.

I believe them when they say that there are actually many people out there who would like a service like this. And a service like this is definitely going to be needed if you ever want "the masses" to get into crypto (or maybe you don't, which is fair enough)

But this backlash should have been seen a mile away.

(2/2)

>>54858210
Life can only be suffering if your focus is on the physical world.

I love my job!

>>54309204
>it's fucking real

>>54254683
I know. Wagies are disgusting. The boomers have every right to gawk at them.
>be boomer
>buy house in 1972 for 7k
>buy a bigger house for wife and 3 kids
>rent the other one
>kick kids out in 18 years
>move into smaller house
>rent that one out
>use rent to supplement traveling the lands in an rv to gawk at wagies nationwide
Maybe if those wagies work harder they too can achieve this. However, I highly doubt it. Sad!

To be fair the wagie in a cagie probably just has to stand there all day

>Americans have literal wage cages

>>52212494
I live with my dad and save anything that isn't bills.
Sitting on 13k in da bank rn. Not too shabby for a college zoomer wagie.

>>51394894
You mean wagies? We already have those.

>>51171457
It gets better
>wagie in clown world