/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lmao this thread compared to the one five hours ago.
>nobody ever went broke taking a profit anon
>don't hold trhough the split
>one more pump, and then Im outta here
>FAANG is a meme
>iron hands is a meme
>anons just noticed news outlets were reporting on TSLA gains

I told you fuckers you'd all be the first against the wall when the end began. Now all of you novices who struck it rich following /biz/ advice have this experience engrained in your little monkey brains. You won't be able to control yourselves and will end up following the trend again, only to be struck out of your survivorship bias when a real trade comes. The only anons who are going to keep their moneys are the few seasoned traders who come here for entertainment. Enjoy losing your life savings zoomers.