/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12345566
>t. turtlet

>>11947043
All of this unsafe content is very problematic for the hard working anons of the world and any advertisers who want to sell products to them. I hope this site understands the value of a clean, productive business forum.

>>11838845
because we're all expecting it and the market always acts in a way to hurt the most possible amount of people.

we're getting listed on another exchange soon.

>>11252270

>>11055541
turtlet cope

TRTL

My turtle stays super fertile at 1k sats

>>9417222
>trips
>green id
You're going to make it anon

>>9391448
Back from time travel, it's worth more than you think

>>9308618
t. boomer

>the year is 2019
>wake up at 2am to the sound of my alarm
>"huh? i don't remember setting an alarm"
>pick up phone
>notification from blockfolio
>1 trtl = 1k sats
>sell a quarter of my stack and buy a house
>tfw patience paid off

>It is 2023 I wake up from my bed and pay the two hookers beside me in my mansion 0.1 shells each
>My butler maid then proceeds to suck my dick and get my Lamborghini ready, I tip her 0.2 shells
>I get up in my Lamborghini
>Danger Zone plays
>I drive to the crypto convention and give a Tron hobo 0.01 shells, he becomes my slave
>I then give a speech about my forthcoming
>Turt|e coin is now 2nd behind Ethereum
>I get assassinated by the Illuminati while giving my speech on stage
>However it was all part of the plan
>I pay the sniper who played out my death 10 shells and then become the successor to the 15th rank of the Illuminati as Grand Master
>I rule the world with a iron but fair fist, under a shadow government
>It was a good day

>>7170400
Green ID and dubs, nice