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>>58421061
Gonna be hilarious when the stock bashers use their emails to verify and just end up getting RICO'ed by the glowniggers. Silly stock bashers, your burner email won't protect you. Kek shillies

Ahem, comfy check:
>worst case scenario drs still is an increase
>beat q4 estimates by 200%
>Teddy gmerica tm’s + schizo shit
>Buck BREAKING Kenny
>Best case drs scenario at potentially 10ish million shares away from some type of catalyst
>LC tasting
>RC in the cut ready to slurp
>Newell/Dragonfly resignations
>Pultetard running cover
>Citadel openly being called out on twatter in beautiful detail
>plebbit cult showing no signs of wavering
>WE MAY HAVE TO REGISTER AS A BROKER DEALER
>Microsoft partnership
>IMX zoomers maintaining output
I think the future is very bright frens.

investing is unironically safe which is why they don't teach it in school because it will make you a bunch of money without needing to work for it
also investing = buying in a bear market
buying in a bull market = degenerate gambling

Post yfw we MOASS on 26th
>mfw

>coinbase2.eth in the transaction history

Was GameStop a big distraction psych op to XRP ?
It's beginning to look like GME MoASS will never occur ever...
I'm thinking about buying a suicide bag of XRP is 600$ worth of XRP @.45
Am I gonna WAGMI ?

Comfy threaded and WAGMI
>>57899216
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>>57560777
I'm still not selling. There is more going on with this stock than meets the eye. Game theory tells me something is in the works. Both GME and BBBY holders are going to make it. Shills will lose their jobs as the financial system collapses around them. I'm looking forward to the increase in divorce rate among finance bros. I'll buy your P911 off you for 50% MSRP soon.

Friday is the first actual hype date in a while. If the $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap expiration breaks the economy then we MOASS. Cool. I'm more interested in the future where the expiration of a $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap owned by a major bank DOESNT instantly break the economy. What will be the next move? They accumulate more debt and some other sucker takes on a $999,999,999,999,999,999.99 swap? We will soon be seeing cookie clicker-tier numbers in debt owned by major banks. They forget that some of us didn't buy GME just to get rich. For some of us our main reason was to collapse the global economy. For fun.

we are 100% going to make it. they post just enough hints for those of us who are paying attention to keep us holding.

pulte is by no means obligated to respond to tinfoil, but he posted "only the young" to kais maalej's post about teddy and elon musk
https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1689029368520073216

pulte is not simply an attention whore or a grifter, he's approved by RC, they live close to each other, pulte's wife/sister/niece has walked a dog that appeared to be RC's dog tylee that recently passed away. in november last year, RC liked pulte's tweet that said "remember this tweet, it will be very important one day" referring to ONLY THE YOUNG ! and now pulte responded with only the young to kais maalej. RC has liked other tweets from pulte with a higher frequency more recently, including the star wars meme with holly etlin as princess leiah. come on now!!!

RC has interacted with blockbuster and blockbuster is now teasing blockbuster mobile while tagging elon musk
https://twitter.com/blockbuster/status/1688301963493208064
https://twitter.com/blockbuster/status/1689089590160928768

elon musk recently responded to his february 2021 "i am become meme, destroyer of shorts" with "and they keep coming back for more...". in my opinion the "i am become meme" refers to the GME sneeze since that was way more exciting than the long drawn out squeeze of tesla throughout 2020, and when he tweeted "gamestonk" was when GME made the mainstream international news and everyone and their mother FOMO'd into GME. and now BBBYQ is lining up for a 69d chess galactibrain move.

fudders wouldn't need to keep doing all this vile gaslighting if this were over!

>French faggot steals bakes
>gets jannied over and over
>Buys 4chan pass
>FORGETS which ID he was using with it on
>Gets caught red handed
>Tries to larp as an american to build a persona
>FUCKS UP AGAIN
>Starts sock puppeting instantly to attack people who call him out
>Continues to call everyone keith who does
>Tries his hardest to attack the baker, OG posters etc

If you ever had to wonder if someone was here for nefarious reasons, someone who HAD to buy a 4chan pass so they can not be banned for stealing the bake, spamming posts etc then there you go

Seems like Jannies actually killed the bots, good job lads. The game has stopped in more ways than one. Kek hedgies.

Seems like Jannies actually killed the bots, good job lads. The game has stopped in more ways than one. Kek hedgies.

Seems like Jannies actually killed the bots, good job lads. The game has stopped in more ways than one. Kek hedgies.

Anyone else slurping up some cheapies? Don't forget to average down while we're close to $10 per share.
I think I will dump my wagie check into GME and earmark those shares to be sold around $15 so I can start swing trading GME until liftoff. I feel like I watch this stock enough that I have a good sense for when it is high and when it is low that I may as well start scalping out some cash. If MOASS happens imminently and I am long then great, if not, who cares MOASS is kicking off anyway. Is this idea based or do swingies get the rope?

Seems like Jannies actually killed the bots, good job lads. The game has stopped in more ways than one. Kek hedgies.

>>56609111
Checked and you did post her that one time, you might’ve been drunk though. It’s ok, she’s a cutie. She looks like the type of girl who would stick with you during a stint in prison. Might even get some conjugal visits. Congrats man!
>this is on topic because there is a financial investigation going on and rico charges are waiting to be filed. Don’t report me you mongs.

if all goes well in the markets in next year or two I will be leaving crypto forever and starting my life as a financially free young man

>>56521894
The math checks out

>>56511093
You haven’t posted a single image on an image board. Meanwhile anons like myself and others have posted proof of the topics we wanted to discuss. But you want to repeat yourself over and over and get very upset when new topics are mentioned. Are you by any chance autistic? If so, welcome to the club! You are now here forever.

Seems like Jannies actually killed the bots, good job lads. The game has stopped in more ways than one. Kek hedgies.

>>56252984
That's the spirit!

ITT: I provide guidance on how to achieve any financial objective.

You tell me your objective/s, I might ask a couple of questions about your situation, then we find a solution.

Looking forward to your comments.

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