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>Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad’s. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I’m talking to you, Anon. I got something for you.

>This Trezor Bitcoin Wallet I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World Pump. It was bought in a little general store in Prague, Czech Republic. Made by the first company to ever make Trezors. Up till then people just carried USB sticks. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather’s war wallet and he wore it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the wallet, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Bears once again. This time they called it World Pump II.

>Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad’s. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I’m talking to you, Anon. I got something for you.

>This Trezor Bitcoin Wallet I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World Pump. It was bought in a little general store in Prague, Czech Republic. Made by the first company to ever make Trezors. Up till then people just carried USB sticks. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather’s war wallet and he wore it every day he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the wallet, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Bears once again. This time they called it World Pump II.