/biz/ - Business & Finance

if the zoomers in this thread are anything to go by, they are literally pathetic worms that arent really capable of anything, have no skills, have zero confidence, and just whine all the time

so who cares what they think

>>56311999
>FICA """tax"""
I get that money back, zoomer chud

My bet is he's gonna let it ride as-is

I'm 30 and they've stopped talking about it

the only thing everyone your age does is wave their dick but everyone older than you knows exactly how full of shit you are

>>52689117
>rent free

my principal, interest, taxes, and insurance come out to $1125 for 2000 sq. ft.

because it's funnier to give dumb zoomers bad advice and watch them learn the hard way

it's good enough
doesn't take a lot to live comfortably here

sure
just not to the absurd, inane, and often arbitrary standards of the typical /biz/ NEET hikki chud incel, since that never ever existed

I got one last year
it's nice

I'm watching

>>49989257
shameful

>>49789426
What do you mean?
I have had sex.

Hey fellas I heard you are all stuck in "six figure hell" yeah me too don't ya know it my 80/20 stock/bond portfolio is down like 20%, I was over a mil but now I'm back in "six figure hell" with you kids haha oh well easy come easy go not like it's the first time this happened

invest in yourself, loser

Hey there sport! Did you sell your buttcoins yet? Why do you keep tellin' us you're a millionaire if you can't buy anything with 'em? It's not too late for you to go to college, you know your mother and I won't be around forever and you can't just keep flippin' burgers!

>>17321091
stop posting memes online and take out the trash
I let you live here because your mother would be upset if we kicked you out the least you could do is your chores

>>15593759
this is a peasant's outlook on higher education

decent people who are destined to be well off realize that the point beyond acquiring skills and qualifications is to become a learned person in general

>>14021784
>got a full ride scholarship
>worked every summer, saved money
>graduated making $70k/yr
>maxed out every tax advantaged account, no crypto trash, just standard boglehead discipline
>moved back in with parents, continued to invest, lived on ~$300/month
>never, ever, ever spoke to a roastie

>poor people seethe at rich person

>>13846357
memorial day, neckbeard

>>13470453
thanks for the reminder anon, I needed it

>>13318205
>Volatility is a stupid measure of risk.
then what is a superior measure, please do tell

>>13318240
just a 26 year old boomer
3 fund portfolio hit $300k last month because I didn't pretend like my crystal ball was better than anyone else's