/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22614753
i masturbate to ass to mouth pornography which is essentially just fetishizing eating poop

>>22568104
doing gods work man u helped meme it into reality

After the great squeezening of 2020 and Gamestop reached $3000 per share Ryan Cohen has just been appointed as Emperor of a new african colony of chainlink and gamestop billionaires

By 2022 GME has managed to manufacture flash drives with digital games on them for cheap and has revolutionized compact discs into a new medium.

The whole world has used gmes patented process for all software and digital games lost the battle as Gamestop can store games on their flash drives and no download required and no taking up room on your hardrive.

Microsoft needs their patent process to continue to sell Windows and Gamestop merges with Microsoft to become the biggest stock in world history in 2023.

The year is 2023 and a Gamestop drone has flew over your house to deliver your 3 for 39.99$ brand new games which you have gotten for free because you traded in your old games.

They also deliver you sex bots and have become the largest tech company partnered with tesla.

Luckily you didnt have to wait as they have 20,000 stores and instant delivery

The online sales category of gamestop.com has become the largest online retailer.

You see a amazon worker closing his van and going on unemployment as the last van amazon ever has and you say you should have bought GME.

>>22496189
>you might have a better chance at roulette at this point

in the heat of the moment you dont have the patience to wait 3 days for a bank transfer and then go to the bank and then withdraw it all and then bring it to the casino

you usually just fuck it all away on a lose - lose determination

>>22462493
the worlds greatest funko pop dealer
with 5000 stores

>>22462516
i would do that but i already put my money in when it was like $7.50 so im down thousands of dollars

lol

>>22413494
im down 50% on my gme calls

im just too early still a few months ima have to look at this ugly number for several months