/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27362099
>lifemog
Sorry, I don't speak r*ddit.
But I have no doubt you are really cool and handsome IRL.
I can tell by the way you talk online that you clearly have many friends and they all think you are really smart and interesting.

>>24953402

>>24899786

>>24863601

>>24825287

>>24654669
show me one anon
i will wait

>>24460939
You will never be a land-owner. You will never own Real Estate. You have no money or means to afford a house. You are a loser that wastes money on meaningless things like funko-POP figurines and donations to your favorite millionaire streamer instead of delaying gratification, saving and investing money.

You've never learned to be financially responsible, that's why you would love to give up your freedom, personal possessions and establish Authoritarian Socialist Hellhole so the Big-Daddy government could solve all your problems.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.

Your children will never inherit your house, because you'll have neither. This is your fate. This is what you chose.

>pic is you and your blood line

>>23867377

>>23663149

Absolute shitcoin was hacked and network was offline for 1 month. nothing decentralized in this shitcoin.

>>23261115
it is his second account

>>23156883
i reported you to the fbi you hacker

>>22789053
18

>>22789095
look i bet i could sell it for 200 eth in a couple of months

>>22789357
its a nft of the pic, so i would own it
think about it like owning the monalisa
sure someone could have a pic of it, but i would own the original

>>22789849
i would still own the original

>>22790278
its anon gets it

i bet some pic related would buy it from me

>>22439412
>The King

>>22048553
>TSLA

When did you realise that biometric cryptocurrency is our ticket to Lamboland?

https://www.accenture.com/mu-en/insight-blockchain-id2020

>well guess what buttercup, employers do and they KNOW the reason you don't have a LinkedIn is because you think they're stupid and you're a little edgy non-comformist. Your application? Into the trash it goes. Congrats
>Most job applications (for good jobs anyway) have a spot that specifically asks for your LinkedIn. Lol you're just going to leave it blank? wow
>LOL @ totally missing an opportunity to further explain previous employment history and make yourself look good just because you don't want to "go with the crowd" <- this type of thinking is why you're poor

>The Second Wave

>>19185289

>top capacity channel 2.684354560 BTC

reminds me of a middle school blockchain project. maybe that's why the holders are 12 years old.

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. That seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. This was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger

>>19044388
>Hilarious jew memes, that is really funy LOL!!!
>Look he's a jew quoting some text isn't that funny hahaha I got hundreds of jew memes saved on my hard drive!

>im getting chainlink vibes

>>18893012

>chainlink