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I lost my virginity tonight to a prostitute. Or at least tried to. Everyone who talks about it being the best thing ever is a fucking liar. I was so horny I forgot to jack off and wanted to have an amazing time.

The woman was amazing but I lasted 5 seconds. She took off all her clothes and I touched her tits and that's it. I came instantly. After that I had extreme nerves for the rest of the 1 hour session and couldn't get it up. I just kept feeling her amazing tits.

What a fucking waste of $400

>start dating girl from tinder she seemed nice.
>we go on 4-5 dates but something about her seems off
>don't think much of it
>get random phone call from her at 2:00 am last week.
>needs me to drive her somewhere says it's an emergency
>turns out her moms in a mental institute and needs to see her because she's dying.
>getting annoyed at current situation but go along with it
>turns out her mom just tried to kill her self again but they stopped her
>week goes by she wants me to come over
>only had sex one time before with her, says she wants to try something different
>asks if I'm into handcuffs I say sure.
>handcuffs me to the bed and starts getting ready
>she pulls out some whips I say "what are you fuckin mental?"
>immediately gets triggered starts whipping the fuck out of me as I'm screaming in pain broozed.
>turns out thats a bad word to say around her because of her mom
>yells at me do you want to see mental?
>gets changed and slams the door leaving me tied up
>3 days of me being tied to a bed screaming finally a mailman heard my yells and called the cops
>woman is no where to be found and police are asking me if I want to press charges.

Am I seriously destined to never find a good woman? I've been in over 4 relationships my life time every time the woman is stupid as a brick wall. Or bat shit crazy. Any advice for finding a normal woman?

I started with 25,000$ last April. Traded my way to 145 bitcoin this day. I still don't feel like it's enough. Maybe if I had 1000 bitcoin okay fine that's enough.

Can someone fucking tell me when having 140 btc will actually feel like it's enough? We talk about the greatest transfer of wealth ever but I'm thinking its all just a fucking meme designed to give autistic Virgin neets some hope.

>been trying to ask this girl out for 1 month now.
>go to Starbucks every morning
>see nice Batista girl I want to ask out take my order
>start to studder and get pains in chest
>barely get out my order and when I go to ask her for her phone number
>she yells "NEXT" and I just go pick up my coffee.
>proceed to then sit in Starbucks chairs eyeballing her over the next 30 minutes watching her every move while I drink my coffee.

Guys you gotta help me. I'm in this vicious cycle of trying to pick up this woman for the past month. She's the one I know it I love every thing about her. The way she talks, the way she moves, her long strawberry blonde hair, I'm 29 years old and I'm a Virgin but I really am trying to make it here guys.

I bought ethereum at $5 so I don't have to work ever again but oh my God I really want to fall in love. Please guys oh my God I think she's the one. Last time I tried to say something besides my coffee all I got out was "Hi" and I started to get a pain in my chest when I went to pick up my coffee I dropped it all over the floor.

I felt like such a fucking idiot I just walked out of the store. I haven't been back since because I think she thinks I'm the world's biggest fucking idiot for dropping coffee. I've just been watching twitch streams and playing world of warcraft all day.

Im beginning to abuse alcohol to try to forget that painful moment in the Starbucks but it isn't helping. Please guys I come to you in desperation I need advice. I don't want to die alone. I want to love someone and start a family.what the fuck is the point of all this money if I can't have a wife. Please help me im desperate. Thanks biz.