/biz/ - Business & Finance

They're right about one thing: the fair value for 1 euro is 0 BTC. What a useless fucking continent of bureaucrats.

>>57459636
After I left the army in the early 2000s I went back to college. By this point I was in my late 20s and all the girls in my classes were these cute little Asian 18 year olds. One took a liking to me and we would often sit near each other and talk. She asked me what I did for work and I told her I was former army. After that she’d always ask about my military career, she ask a lot about where I worked and what type of stuff I did. It was then I suspected she might be a Chinese spy. I Concocted a story about how I worked on top secret program but couldn’t talk about it. Soon Mei(that was the name she gave me) began to make physical advances towards me. So I started dropping little bits of information to string her along. It wasnt long before we were having sex and she eventually just asked what the top secret program I worked on was. Knowing there was no turning back at this point I told her that I was part of a team that built invisible hot air balloons. She seemed shocked but continued to ask more questions about my job and the balloons. One day she asks me to go to dinner with both her and her ‘dad’. So I agree and we all meet for dinner. Mei asks me to tell her dad what i told her about the invisible hot air balloons. So I told him, I mentioned they were already in use over Russia and China and the Middle East and no one has ever detected them. I also mentioned they were powered by quantum fusion energy which I totally made up. It was at that point Mei’s dad yelled something at her in Chinese and he stormed out. Mei said I had to leave and that was the last time I ever saw her.

Anyway bros if you ever want to get laid by cute Chinese girls just make up stories about top secret government weapons that don’t actually exist. Shit was cash.

>>57305326
You make sure your gf charges the guy for the 1 hour date. Make her try to upsell to 3 hours if possible. If she’s attractive you can get as much as $500-1000 per hour. Then after the date is over make sure your gf gives you 80% of the money as payment for protecting her.

You’ve now setup a business that you and your gf can enjoy together and advertise dates with her on an hourly basis. As this business grows you can get more gf’s who will also go on dates with men and charge an appropriate hourly rate based on looks. This is your chance to make it.

>>57215759
>mass replying to me even though you're just repeating my argument
kys nigger

>>56801863
> wake up
> check lunc price
> we’re poomping again
Feels good man

multilevel marketing 4chan shitposting non-profit for selling shitcoins with 10% of proceeds going to charities for kids with autism

>>56747323
Too soon bro

Being rich is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Before I fell into a lot of money I was just a normal guy with a boring day job. Then I made side business which took off in the 2010’s and I sold it and made enough to never have to work again. Now all I do is drink non stop, do tons of coke and fuck hookers. I sleep the day away and wake up in the evening feeling like absolute shit but do it all over again anyway because I can’t stop. I have no real friends because all my ‘friends’ only use me to try to get free shit. My parents beg me to get help but I don’t want to go to rehab with a bunch of junkies. I just want my old life back, I want life to be the way it used to be. this isn’t how ‘making it’ was supposed to be.

>>56007863
>>56007832
because I said so!!!

>>55618357
Nigger I don’t see no 11 linkies, I see a brand new wallet you just made

>>55394134
bro engineering with masters in finance, why don't you get buff and get a comfy industrial engineering job. Then in couple years get an MBA and try to climb corpo ladder

>>55246612
number 4 I just kept invest 25% into crypto and the rest into stocks and ETFs and I'm still up anyways

>>54831076
check again

>>54668019
Based. Don’t let them take your magic seed

>>54641225
>30 year boomer as well
>functional alcoholic
>chain smoke Marlboros
>feel GREAT
Weed is pretty gay agreed but still smoke a couple times a year while either fishing or in the parking lot of a ghetto Mexican restaurant.

>>54633342
Nice try shlomo nice try, I do appreciate the new FUD tactics though so thanks for that at least since asteroid mining got real fucking old 2 years ago.

>>54582427
>19% in 24h on a coin with >1bn mcap

>>54449537
What this Anon said >>54449674
Also he is a negro speaking so take into account the in one ear out that other affect, even if the negro is correct who actually listens to negros seriously?

About to make a drunk order got $200 what should I buyed frens?

>>54402019
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>>54329274
what a fucking waste.

>>54273907
Cigarettes tequila and lottery tickets for me.
t.Not brown just like tequila

>>54159401
depends