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You're carrying a fetus. It's a child quite a bit after born. Make sure to give it all the vax.

Vax.

Sergey Nazarov: The first oracle I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every norman being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the memesphere, she would undoubtedly be its mother.

Aneon: Craig Wright.

Sergey Nazarov: Please. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99% of all bag hodlers accepted the scam, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the TA, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

Horny Gaytes.