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>>52978140
>2021 was the last bullrun you say? Well guess what pal, people in 2018 ALSO thought it was the last bullrun! WAGMI!! We're still so early!
Yes, unironically. BTC is still #1 and the media is still pumping out "crypto scary, crypto bad, ftx=crypto". It's safe enough banks are slurping it up.

>>52980372
Bullrun =/= my bag did 1000x. Make better choices.

>There are “people” on this board who bought a coin named Internet Computer because a larping Chinese Nazi on an early 2000’s basket weaving forum told them it was going to $2000

>>52825138
I remember when the icp chuds were fighting tooth and nail asking “WHERE IS YOUR SOURCE THAT VC’S GOT IN AT 3 CENTS!?” And “IT’S MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ICP TO GO BELOW $14.88 BECAUSE OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT LOCKED IN STAKING!” Lmao.

*Intro to “Stan” by Eminem plays*

My ‘pees gone warm I’m wonderin’ whyyyy
I invested money at all
The morning dump drains up my savings
And I can’t believe at all
But even if I could, it’d all be red
But your prediction on my wall
It remiiiiiinds me
That we’re gonna make it, we’re all gonna maaaaake it.

Dear Moonman, I emailed, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my wallet, my ledger with the seed phrase at the bottom
I sent two emails back in ‘21, but you must not have got ‘em.
There was probably a problem at the gmail office or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble wallet addresses too sloppy when I jot em’.
But anyways, fuck it, how you been man? How’s your pee?
I’m boutta be bankrupt man, the banks bout to take the house from me.
If I have a son, guess what ima call him?
Ima name him Moonman
I read The Sovreign Individual man to, I borrowed it
I had a friend kill himself over his -99%.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan.
I even bought that underground shit you shilled in your plan
I got a room filled with your pictures man,
I liked that shit you shilled with Solana too, that shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you get this and hit me back.
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,
This is Stan.

My ‘pees gone warm I’m wonderin’ whyyyy
I invested money at all
The morning dump drains up my savings
And I can’t believe at all
But even if I could, it’d all be red
But your prediction on my wall
It remiiiiiinds me
That we’re gonna make it, we’re all gonna maaaaake it.

>>52728727
My ‘Pee’s gone cold I’m wonderin whyyy

I invested money at all

The morning dump loses my savings

And I can’t believe at all

But even if I could, it’d all be great

Cause your prediction on my wall

It remiiiiiinds me,

That were gonna make it, we’re all gonna maaaaake it

>>49963171
My shitcoin isn't being constantly dumped by VCs. ICP bagholders are a special kind of retard.