/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have manage to acquire $1.4k, tell me what exactly I should invest in. I was thinking just 2 ETH

Why isn't /biz/ the place on the internet to make money in crypto?
We should have all the cutting edge information and know all the good projects..

how do i get a job with zero skills
im 22

>>24530089
Wouldn't the yogurt become really watery after 60 seconds?

So a family member asked me if they should take a loan to pay for a house. I explained about the upcoming depression and how economy is going south, it's perhaps not ideal and all that. Basically said loan is a bit risky
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/06/now-is-the-time-for-a-great-reset/
Sent this link which is very clear for normies. They still haven't found a decent job and are looking for it, and the economy in norway isn't that good and won't be for a while. So the j00z are giving some great deals in banks.

>gets called pessimistic and conspiracytheorist
>anon i can't be bothered with this shi
>toot toot toot.mp3

All I do is lay on my bed and stare at my portfolio.

How can I adjust to being financially elite and getting into the club/social status part of life? Pulling up to the club in a Tesla P100 and walking up the door with my head down.
Standing in the corner of the club with a vodka sprite and a few million in my back pocket.

Is this my future? I'm too set in my ways to enjoy being rich, but I want to do it, out of spite.
Any tips from people who've made it and gone from autismo degenerate to crypto warlord?

>>23686153
>some premined banker shitcoin with 100b circulating coins most owned by the same people is going to dethrone the first cryptocurrency
You can't be fucking serious...

I want to turn 0.7 eth in 10 eth during the next bullrun margin trading 25/50x. Give me some advice anon

Biznessmen its clear that a good number of us will be inheriting the future.
How do we avoid getting murdered or hit by a car? I don't want to live life like a king and then get stabbed by some salty peasent.
Pls help

I buyed XLM cuz Coinbase debit card give 4% back in xlm

nobody knows, anon. it's one of the great mysteries of the world

I have 100 chainlink am I going to make it?

About to dump 60,000 XRP should I put it all into BTC, ETH and LINK? Want to be ready for the upcoming GBR.

I never take profits because I think every pump is "the one"

..
I'd have so much money..

I was the Bancor 2.1 shill.
I had a dream about Bancor a week before I started shilling, so I thought I was right.
Right before launch of 2.1 I began to see bugs and errors and red flags.
Then I realized my Bancor dream was a warning. A prophecy of me losing all my money. I got out at 1.15 and then it plummeted.
I'm sorry, and I apologize. I still haven't mastered my prophecies yet.
Although, if you'd bought at 82 cents when I first started shilling and sold at 1.40 a couple weeks later, you'd have made a decent bag.

>>23399925
Checks out

I'm considering another 2mil of these, just wondering how low it will go though..

Why doesn't Jed wait to sell his billions of XRP until they're worth 2k?

What's the big announcement anyway anon.

what recent defi trends do you think are worthwhile? and which are you sick of seeing?

personally: I really like the locked LP and deflationary aspect of CORE.

and I'm am fucking sick of all these ymv, yfms, ywhatever yfi clones. their all the same and run together.

how about my fellow bizraelis?

>>23037661
Tell me why you bought it then?
Are you dumb?

what am I lookin at here?

>>23018308
You should find a nice girl and breed her, then you can have a cuck son of your own that you can bully to mow the lawn.

anyone wanna share your goals?