/biz/ - Business & Finance

Look I know I said that CRBP wasn't going to go above $3 because CRBP holders never get to cum, but that was the last time us CRBP holders are ever going to cum. CRBP is going back to below $3 and is going to stay there for as long as I hold my passive stake of 6 shares.

dump eet

>>22351740
retard

>tfw u sold absolutely everything last week

Fuck you retards

At least WSB are aware they are retarded richfags and are also funny. This general is desperate poorfags posting seriously about three ETF tickers they don’t even understand.

That crash was obvious, immenent and predictable. Last year's pattern should've been a dead giveaway.

You... did sell, right anon?

Allot PPT? Merci, no protection required, *click*

>>22124369
>"Oui? He bought the top again? Pump it, no Anon left behind."

TSLA 2000 EOW

>>21889538
>he doesn't have money

>>21889656
literally this

>>21815808
>"Oui? Anons bought the ATH last week? Pump it even more, then wait for the last FOMO crowd this week and pump it again.

>Pump it, pump it all.

If TSLA shits itself on Monday, but Apple crabs, I'm selling my ElonShares and I go all in on Apple. TSLA will pop for sure, AAPL probably won't.
I'm surprised how attractive of an investment Apple has become in my eyes in the last few years. Maybe going all in for 10 years would be even a good idea.

>>21718730
>Some Anons just FOMO in on the very top? Pump it, drain the funds from the CryptoCucks and go all in on TSLA and AAPL.

You never stood a chance. Your mind is uploaded to their neural network and they plant whatever idea they want

>>21714672
>He bought the top? Pump it, no Anon left behind.

>$26.65

Keep it going Bogs!

>He wants to buy more? Dump it!

>>21712060
Cancel that, pump it, let them in. Tell the media to talk about the split and tell Trump to hand the stimulus in August.

>>21705605
>"What? He bought the ATH TSLA at $2000? Pump it, announce something big on the Battery Day, pump it again, split the shares and unleash the Zoomers. Shake out the paper hands with a -5% dip and pump it again."

Even all these FOMO latefags yesterday are already in the green.

>>21684096
It was me, I think it's funny to see people panic. Reddit is convinced that if you don't buy tomorrow, you'll miss the train. So I just make the FOMO and watch them panic for no reason.

>"He bought TSLA at $1800? Pump it, split the shares and pump it again."

TSLA breaks the laws of economy and everyone just accepts it as the new reality. Elon is controlling the simulation?

>"He missed the last dip? Dump it again so he can buy more cheap metals before the Fiat collapses."

>>21665566
>"He sold the top on Tuesday? Good, dump the market even more so he can buy the dip. Then pump from Monday till the end of 2020."