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FAT SERGEY 3

>>55908680
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

>>54847577
>TOKEN
>NEEDED
>BUY CHAINLINK
>FUCK MEVBULGARIANJEETJUMPNIGGERS SUPPRESING US
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOT SNEEDED

>>52695286
There are more than two groups of link holders but the main two are those who know, and those who don't.
It takes just a little peek under the hood on how the network operates to understand how staking was going to go.
No front end from chainlink labs. Just a contract to interact with.
Linkpool has built that front-end, and added liquid staking on top of it.
Not only that, a pool of high quality node operators are publicly announcing they are part of this pool.

Pools closed and the private party starts on the 5th at 2:16 pm.

>>22276742
Well its quite disturbing, let me tell you about it:

Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

>8.10
Why are we pumping

>>20059660
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

Insider here. Don't be too hyped about tomorrow's fireside chat. This will be the beginning of something really toxic for the whole chainlink operation, the truth is that the team doesn't stand united behind Sergey anymore. And Ari is kind of leading the counter movement against Sergey's tyranny. For example, after acquiring TownCrier he sized down the whole operation quite a bit and cut funding for it by over 80%. There couldn't be done any practical development on the SGX front because many devs were cut or left because of a drastic pay cut. And Ari wasn't a fan of this move by Sergey as it was his baby in many ways. Other chainlink team members joined Ari in his rebellion and voices against the dubious leadership of Sergey have been growing louder and louder in the last couple of months. As of now it seems like there's already a well organized camp around Ari that will take on the Chainlink Core team (remaining Nazarov hard liners) and attempt to fork Chainlink and work on their own iteration of a decentralized oracle network with a more "open" policy (less KYC and restrictions) and more focus on integration the integration of key features like TEE compatibility. This conflict will be displayed very obviously tomorrow and one interesting point that Ari's right hand man told me a few hours ago is that this will be not a normal fork where 2 tokens will coexist with the same total supply. In fact the "Chainlink 2.0" crowd will mint their own development supply and then a contract will be created where the community can decide on which project they want to support. It will be a swap contract where you can "sell" your LINK for LINK 2.0, the LINK will be auto sold on DEXs like uniswap (for development capital of LINK 2.0) so you literally have to pick a side. Take care marines, whatever side you may end up on.

>>16971145
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

>>16083038
This shit is gonna tank.
>Massive Stop losses at $2.53.
Whales will target these SL's and then tank the price to sub $2. Whales have had their fun. What do you think that the pump was to $3 before the announcement? Whales are exiting their positions as we speak at this premium. $2.50 is coming. You honestly thought that price action was completely normal? About as organic as a McDonald's Chicken nugget. You fucks are going to be taught a very expensive lesson. Blatant insider trading....
Notice the sell off after the pump to $3 just before the anouncement? Fernando or someone at Oracle or someone within ChainLInk core team is fucking with you. If they are fucking with you it also means the whales are.

If whales are fucking with you then the CL team is fucking you as well. The fucking symbiotic parasitic relationship between the two is well known. I hope you sold anons.

>>16081855
This is going to be one of the hardest dumps on Mixicles announcement today and the project will basically fail because people will never use it for anything other than to PnD, which will completely fuck the tokenomics and make the whole thing useless. Sergey will realize this and just disappear along with the rest of the team. SWIFT and co will realize this, and begin to quietly remove any references they have to this embarrassing experiment which - who knows, might have succeeded if it wasn't for the retards who infest this place and run painfully obvious shill and fud campaigns. Many of you will experience the kind of hopium crash which actually kills people, and I suppose suicide is a fitting reward for some of the more smug retards who clutter up this board, but I hope it isn't all of you.

There will be no more memes, no more dreams of lambos or whatever NPC tier 'rich person's car' you've picked out in your imagination as you're left in the dirt holding a bunch of link bags. Even a fraction of the money some of you invested in link could have helped you make it during the next bull-run in a legitimate project. Imagine that. THAT is what you should be visualizing. Not your stupid fucking holiday home, not your imaginary future "faithful" gf / wife, nor an early retirement where you don't need to toil away at menial tasks for your betters from inside your 9-5 existential prison cell - you should instead be visualizing yourself scraping together what little money you have left in the wake of your devastation to try and ride something like BAT or Holo up, and your dream of MILLIONS OF DOLLARS suddenly becomes a much more realistic 100k-200k at most. I mean it's not bad - more than you intellectual runts probably deserve. You'll all see I was right. I always am.

This shit is gonna tank.
>Massive Stop losses at $2.53.
Whales will target these SL's and then tank the price to sub $2. Whales have had their fun. What do you think that the pump was to $3 before the announcement? Whales are exiting their positions as we speak at this premium. $2.50 is coming. You honestly thought that price action was completely normal? About as organic as a McDonald's Chicken nugget. You fucks are going to be taught a very expensive lesson. Blatant insider trading....
Notice the sell off after the pump to $3 just before the anouncement? Fernando or someone at Oracle or someone within ChainLInk core team is fucking with you. If they are fucking with you it also means the whales are.

If whales are fucking with you then the CL team is fucking you as well. The fucking symbiotic parasitic relationship between the two is well known. I hope you sold anons.

>>16076189
This shit is gonna tank.
>Massive Stop losses at $2.53.
Whales will target these SL's and then tank the price to sub $2. Whales have had their fun. What do you think that the pump was to $3 before the announcement? Whales are exiting their positions as we speak at this premium. $2.50 is coming. You honestly thought that price action was completely normal? About as organic as a McDonald's Chicken nugget. You fucks are going to be taught a very expensive lesson. Blatant insider trading....
Notice the sell off after the pump to $3 just before the anouncement? Fernando or someone at Oracle or someone within ChainLInk core team is fucking with you. If they are fucking with you it also means the whales are.

If whales are fucking with you then the CL team is fucking you as well. The fucking symbiotic parasitic relationship between the two is well known. I hope you sold anons.

LINK has gotten ZERO dapps. Not a single one. It won't get a single percent, ZERO percent of the derivatives market. It's centralized vaporware with no users.

how does HoloChain solve the oracle problem ?

WHY IS SNOWDEN SHILLING SHITCOIN AND NOT LINK

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NO NO NO

>Computer programs that run on blockchains are shaking up the financial system. But much of the hype around what are called smart contracts is just that. It’s a brand-new field

CHAINSTINK CONFIRMED USELESS/ HOW WILL IT EVER RECOVER?

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/ethereum-s-smart-contracts-are-full-of-holes?utm_source=pocket-newtab

SCAM ALERT: TOKEN NOT NEEDED

I just wish wed get some jjdas swings or market movements like the old days.

ight imma head out

>>14827555
I've been doing extensive research on this board and I've come to the conclusion that it has been overrun by the very same /pol/ folks who are anti-semitic.

There's an enormous correlation between people who support Donald Trump and invested in this so called LINK. If you had any intelligence you would know by now that these so called "people" are hellbent on destroying our Democracy and the best way to do that is to take what little money we have left and put it in their pockets.

Who knows what they'll fund with this newfound wealth but I've come to believe they're amassing weapons for a violent takeover once Donald Trump loses in 2020 to Elizabeth Warren. Mark my words this is definitely not an organic or stable market. It is being manipulated by an army of people following directions from who I believe is Steve Bannon.

I bought at 1.50

I BOUGHT AT ONE FUCKING FIFTY