/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49424079
>>49423838
Ignore this psyop. These people jack off with their pants on. They cant read unless they pray to Stonehenge. They have to walk backwards past churches. They must answer a riddle to cross state lines. They eat bananas without peeling them. They only buy tops then write the market nice handwritten letters thanking the Sun. They have only heard of soap in tales long passed down from cousin to cousin. They blink incessantly when someone laughs. They are terrified of polkadot patterns. They cant settle down unless they lick their palms. They keep pigeons as pets and raccoons as lawyers.
Now be gone or I will taunt you a second time.