/biz/ - Business & Finance

It was so obvious

>goes down 10%

Are we going to see mass suicide of normies, boomers and redditors soon?

>Tesla stock crashes
>Millions of redditors kill themselves

Holy fuck it's gonna be beautiful

When this stock finally crashes what's the fallout gonna be like?

I think the 2018 pink wojak crash wouldn't even be a dot compared to this.

There are 4 normies in my office who put in 5 figures of their savings into this shit at $2k. Why are normies all fomo’ing into Tesla now?

Why won't this piece of shit dump?

I sold my shares at 1380 last week, it's going to roll over....r-right? This is getting painful to watch

Well it's been a fun ride but I'm all out, wish I had bought more when it was at like 300-400$ per share

is there any logical reason why people here dont own tesla stock??? the owner is sending reusable rockets into space, building the fastest cars accelerating cars on the planet and will soon be putting literal brain enhancing chips into peoples skull.

I got a $27k HST rebate for a condo I bought so I just yoloed it into Tesla this morning.

SpaceX's first launch will inevitably be successful which will pump Tesla.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander my friends.

See you on the other side.

Want to short Tesla stock for obvious reasons today. How do I add a Tesla Put option to my portfolio then to acheive the 500% returns incoming today