/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20058162
Are you the guy who always gets this backwards?
You really gotta get a mnemonic device or something.

>>20052969
BUT THATS FALSE!!
>69

>REFR

>>19480646
I hate Mohammed el-bearian for telling me to go high quality and stay away from high beta. Fucking asshole.

But I guess he didnt know what J was up to.

>>19233712
No one warned you?
damn shame, that.

>>19194478
>didn’t sell my UVXY
>thissu shitto again
Fug. I hate losing money.

Is anyone reporting earnings big enough to break us through 2960? Walmart or target I think are reporting?

Also:
> Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin will testify before the Senate Banking Committee at 10 a.m. ET on Tuesday.

>In a written testimony released late on Monday, Powell describes the coronavirus pandemic as having caused “a level of pain that is hard to capture in words” and calls on Congress to do more to match the Fed’s historic stimulus measures. He adds that the central bank is committed to using its “full range of tools” to support the economy.

Damn it powell is gonna thread the needle and plead for congress to step up the spending, and Steve’s gonna pump it. My hedge has fucked my ass again. It’s fucked in a retard and I hate it.

>>19180394
Well said!

>>19170590
Cwownpy!!
>>19170597
If there are any long term effects, that’s going to lead to a smaller pie and a much bigger piece of it will be in healthcare.

>>19170514
>koyaanisqatsi
Worth getting through whole thing? Is one supposed to be intoxicated?

>>19157889
Not particularly smug...

I have wasted

>>19157951
You’re a fucking retard and I hate you.

Sorry, that was overly emotional. But I’m real sick of you retards assuming that because the company is Israeli, that means they’re not full of shit just like every other company that says they’ll be the ones to find a vaccine or cure.

What would you do if you were the head of PR for a company that had ANYTHING to do with vaccines right now?

Fuck it’s not even just PR, the government WANTS to feed the public hopium right now, and they want to throw money at every company that can provide it.

>>19146237
Yeah... I can’t believe how long I bagheld CGC... I must have been blind.

So much better off just buying fantastic companies like PEP, LLY, LMT, and doing a little gambling on companies that are killing it but also have meme potential like REGN.

Still, memes are tempting. There was just as much money to be made off of BYND and SPCE as there was to lose.

>>19146148
>how did you come to this conclusion?
Psychiatrists I’ve spoken to, and some JNJ stock analysts.

>>19146261
>NRZ
What’s the point with the divvy cut? My thoughts are it’s a risky as fuck sector and I’m not interested. It used to be maybe the best of the mREITs, but this is not a year I will be buying mREITs.

Thank FUCK I sold them when I realized I don’t know enough about their business. I urge you not to be afraid to do that with stocks. Exit, you can always reenter when you know more. And there’s always other places to make money if you didn’t already lose it.

>>19146305
It’s all up to trump. He could tank it with one little tweet about chyna.

>>19115158
Now those are some crafted cops

>>19102746
Yes. How dare they loan companies money after forcing them to close their businesses! If I wanted fucking socialist policies I’d have moved to fucking Sweden!!

I just want to make money bros... I remember it being easier than this?

>>19098346
Based Roy Mustang
What happened to anime being this good? Were all the good ones delayed because of the coronavirus pandemic?

>>19096058
I fucked it all up.
But i did buy 1 pep, 1 LMT, and 2 of that meme stock TGTX, which I think is probably a retard move.

>>19096113
>He seems to be allowed.
Not quite, he's got a 401k but is only allowed to invest in index funds.

He runs a portfolio but the proceeds from that go to charity. But he does charge members of the club a fee to get updates on that portfolio.

I think that's why he buys so much real estate.

Uh oh Bobos...
looks like they're on to you!

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO BUY????!!!!

Because apparently it wasn’t LMT. MAYBE PEP?

OH NO BEARS, Donnie’s got your number!

>>19081215
I do want to coom in this little monkey woman.