/biz/ - Business & Finance

If Link hits no less than $81000 USD end of 2021, I will drink my own semen.

Somewhere between $1000 and $100,000

>>19218888
Check'd and based'd.

>>18955906
Don't bother trying to explain this shit to these morons. Imagine the look on some moonboy's face when you tell him 80% of gold purchases are industrial or jewelry related. Gold has a PURPOSE. Bitcoin has none

>>18800375
Another shit pump n dump
Post chat logs please for proof.

>>18697108
>when leftists will be anti-vaxxers who believe radiation therapy doesn't exist

>>18647397
Yeah the massive stimulus bill which will pass tonight.

Nasdaq futures about to flip green

>>18501311
So what you're saying is buy tesla?

>>18385789
Dog worshipers are mentally ill. Dogs cannot love you. They associate you with food and that's why they give you any attention.

Fuck dogs and fuck the retarded humans who suck their dicks all the fucking time.

Greetings /smg/ I am a chainlink holder and I am fulfilling my daily quota of smug posting.

Yes haha I am making more money than you, I am currently in the process of becoming rich.

Chainlink to $1,000 by the end of the year

Good day

>*squats over*
EVERYBODY I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
>*starts clenching*
HERE IT COMES. JUST WAIT IT'S COMING JUST BE PATIENT
>*bowels start shaking*
AHEM
>*A rotund log of solid shit rockets out of my asshole*
>*Shit logs rips through my pants and crashes on the floor like a glass tray of lasagna*
HNNNNNG
>*Fires off the soft warm poo being blocked by the shit cork*
TINK TINK TINK
I like cereal

Thank you, that was today's announcement

SELL ALL UR FUKING BTC AND LINK RIGHT FUCKING NOW. WE'RE UNIRONICALLY GOING DOWN TO TEST THE 2-3K REGION IM NOT JOKING BIZ

YOU CAN BUY BACK IN AT A BETTER TIME DONT RIDE THIS SHIT TO 0 AGAIN

>>18218293

>Say something stupid
>Anon calls me out on it with a link to back him up
>Look at link, he's right
>say he fell for my trolling
>He looks like a retard

>Anyone surprised a woman is a whore

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

*Squats over*
*clenches*
*giant log of shit flies out of my asshole onto the floor*
*suddenly massive BRAAAAAAAAP follows and then a spray of shit and anus butter*
*clenches again*
*another smaller log of shit comes out*

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

AHEM
REPEAL THE 19TH AMENDMENT

>"Uh, hello. Can I come in?"
>"Oh, you must be anon the new interviewee. We're looking for someone who is the right cultural and diverse fit for our company."
>"NIGGER"
>"OH! I'm so sorry Mr. CEO please come in"

>>17938342
Cytokine storm seems real enough, as the virus tears through your body the second time. Meh I've heard about reduced lung capacity occurring on each instance a person gets kung flu. If there are waves of reinfection then most of the world dies.


THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

>*TINK TINK TINK*
AHEM
>*coughs*
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. GATHER ROUND
>*Mic goes EEEEEERRRRRRRR*
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING
>*Kicks out starving single mom tenant for missing rent payment*
HOL UP HOL UP LEMME JUST SAY
>*invests in stocks and lives off dividends, never having to work*
WAIT WAIT WAIT HOL UP
>*hires only part-time employees so I don't have to pay for health insurance*
AHEM
>*Buys insulin company and increases prices 100x*
FUCK NIGGERS, JANNIES, COMMIES, KIKES, SPICS AND LEFTYPOL FAGGOTS.

>boomers getting BTFO
>Bitcoin holding firm, primed for a pump to $10k

Slow and steady bitmarines

>>17860112
The Barry Kirkey Radio Show

Best podcast possibly ever. Won't help you with investments

>i sold the exact bitcoin bottom as indicated by astrological charts and the works of great mystics.