/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56157701
as you should. You have outsmarted the most twisted and vile people on earth who fancy themselves gods. Destroyed their dark machinations and greed driven plans that have been building for years. All just because you bought some fucking gamestop stock and jacked off for a few years. These absolute buffoons were so sure of their own invincibility they do the stupidest things imaginable, then did something even stupider by several orders of magnitude, and allowed everything they've worked for fall to ruin because a bunch of faggots on the internet saw that a number was bigger than another number when it wasn't supposed to be.

There is nothing that could possibly be funnier than that.

>>55356084
>Could have bragged that they lead humanity into a golden age of spaceships and scientific advancement so incredible that the average man with a cell phone could perform feats comparable to a demi-god.
>Instead their legacy will be that they were stupid greedy rats who's grand plan was to pay media to make the world's population slightly dumber and browner and do nothing but collect 24/7 information of said populations tweets and blogposts
>and they failed at said plan because bored autists on a message board realized they were doing it and bought some stock

It would almost be depressing if they didn't deserve every last bit of it. Fucking retards.

>>52277684
>Hey Grandad, how did you and the other millenials topple the monolithic jewish tyrants back in the old days before the age of prosperity?
>Well kiddo, it was all because of a slutty feminist, an anime website where we said nigger alot, a shitty video game retailer, and a jewish canadian manlet.
God has a sense of humor

>>51694342
After this pops off and reality proves yet again that I am always right about everything, I'll be the smuggest, cheekiest sonuvabitch both online and irl for the next month.