/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19447798
>I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH BRRR YOU CAN GIVE, A PRINTER CAN'T FIX THIS!
CHALLENGE FUCKING ACCEPTED

Bitcoin and cash will be made illegal since they are associated with drugs. All purchases will be made with fractional shares

>>19296819
You wish, bitch.
Bitcoin will be made illegal because its associated with drugs.
>only gold left
Looking for suggestions to render that undesireable asset worthless

>>19279703
What if I print you 1 trillion dollars?

You think you can just sell stocks? HA
Where you going to put that cash huh?
The digital mattress known as bonds?
Falling real estate?
Non existent small business investment?
Oil cheaper than the barrel its in?
Gold? Bitcoin? Those will be next on my list.
I have won. And you have no choice.
Stocks ONLY go up

You think you can just SELL stocks? HA!
What are you going to do with it? Huh?
Put it in sliding real estate? Bonds that might as well be a digital mattress? Oil that costs less than the barrel it is in? Non existent small business returns?
Gold? Bitcoin? Those are next to get the rope.
I have won.

>>18500311
I'm busy.
How do I make gold and bitcoin worthless assets?
>t. NotJerome