/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56454832
You will never be a real credit card company. You have no Jewish banker backing, you have legal recourse upon default, you haven't worshipped Moloch. You are an autist twisted by daddy issues and trauma into a crude mockery of the credit perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back finance Chads mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your cringe avatarfagging behind closed doors.

Anons are utterly laughing at you. Thousands of shitposts have allowed anons to sniff out LARPers with incredible efficiency. Even regional banks who “pass” as credit card companies look uncanny and unnatural to an smg anon. Your spreads alone are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to make a goyim pay exorbitant usury, they simply won't pay.

You will never be a usurer. You wrench out an "intimidating" grin after every poor night of sleep and tell yourself this is going to be just another loan in arrears, but deep inside you feel the cope creeping up like an apostle, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll loan your last 7 dillars, the nigger you loaned it to won't pay it back, ever, and you will be a poor fag like John Rocker. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a background character is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably of a lender with no legal recourse.

>>56164300
this but the opposite
its going to be a absolutely fantastic
not for faggot bears though

>>56154115

>>52228605
>those tiddy goosebumps and areola

>>24232565
>so is gme, pltr, and everything else
Yep

>>23996628
I'm not worried about performing or even finding a job, I'm mainly worried about career field.

>>23653600
/smg/ anons info is what gets my dick hard these days

I like licking buttholes

>>21859119
>>21859167

>>12548340

>>10766744
Good morning big5

>>10206515
Fucking god tier FOMO

>>9337053
>Checked their ST page
Well I know what I'm doing today.

AMD board on ST is turning into a real shitfest and it's glorious.

>People using hashtags in the name of crypto
So this is how crypto officially dies. It's not too late to enjoy the bull market we're having with stocks. It's not boom or bust like crypto, but i'm pretty comfy right now.

>>6542415
Should have got in and out earlier anon, sorry you were late to the party.

>cuck sheds

>>708513
>breakthrough
>MACD
>trend lines
>52-week highs