/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>at friends house celebrating holiday
>offers to BBQ
>burns corn
>refuses to eat
>yells incoherently at guy i just met
>"but it's a inside joke"
>refuses to explain the joke
>only play the music I made, no one knows the lyrics
>gets drunk
>vomit in sink
>refuses to clean
>gets an offer to sleep over
>sits down waiting for bus
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
Man I love the holidays