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>dude bro lets go trade creeptoe after the game

>crypto.com advertisements all over mainstream media
>cryptotards screaming "last chance last chance" everytime there is a fakeout
>"we have capitulated guys trust me"

>>54409745
>crypto ads everywhere on mainstream media
>capitulation
pick one

>>54005984
huh

It is tho, btc never went below previous ATH, also too much dumb money in crypto overall.

Eurofag here asking other eurofags: How do you buy shitcoins with real amounts of money.
Say you have 500k€ in the bank doing nothing and you wanted to buy a big chunk. How do you do it? Banks block even smaller transactions these days.

So even if 15k was the bottom and you wanted to go all in, how do you even fucking do it? there's no time. Inb4 the retardation that is DCA. And that also gives you problems anyway.

Banks hate shitcoins and want nothing to do with it. And now, using shit like Revolut is not any better, in fact it's worse since these "neobanks" can close your account at any time and they have shitty support.

OTC markets are for real richfags that move millions, but not for mid tierfags with like half a million.

I want to profit from this unbeliable shitshow that is crypto before they ban exchanges because it poses "systemic risk for the financial system" or whatever the fuck. A cool 2x from Bitcoin would already put me at 1million€. Of course I need to find a viable way to go all in and out and there's none.

>>53286289
>all these shitcoin overleveraged casinos still didn't bankrupt
>"priced in yo"
oh sweet winter child

>>53238215
>still major overleveraged clusterfucks formerly known as "exchanges" haven't bankrupted
try 3k

>Not happening
oh sweet summer child

>>52663396
>still "im buying now thanks" messages on bearish threads
bearish

>>51153947
ohhnono

>>51157039
>inflation proof
It's literally TQQQ but with a shitcoin being an underlying. And that's BTC, the rest are just a joke.

>>50933338
>just store your money in ponzis bro

>>50445823
It's euphoria as long as normies still think they can get rich. Anything above 10k is absurdly overrated.

>>50066208
>t. increasingly nervous bagholder

>>50048924
300 IQ but the global hallucination involving "cryptos" will make this clown market crash to $5k

>>50047909
>SP500 still above 3500
>NASDAQ still above 10k
oh sweet summer child

>Normies think they are slurping the bottom
We need $5k to flush "crypto" as a whole, then we can think of a solid ATH run.

The fact that normies think they are slurping the bottom means there is another -50% left.

>>49843167
>buy bitcoin, 20k is the bottom
>still huge shitcoin ponzi bubble

>>49583982
>-90%
>he doesn't know you can fall 90% infinite times
Oh sweet summer child

>>49527433
>tards realize ETH cannot scale
>tards move to "ETH competition 1"
>tards realize "ETH competition 1" cannot scale
>tards move to "ETH competition 2"
>tards realize "ETH competition 2" cannot scale
>tards move to the next ETH competition until tards realize smart contracts are a scam that cannot scale

>>49530398
>they've already lost 90% lel
Do you retards realize you can dump an additional 90% infinite times? this "we 90% from the ATH so we buy now" doesn't work that way

the fact is, the NASDAQ is bubbled, and shitcoins are bubbled, so there's no point in buying

Do you realize the bubble has peaked?
>Missed on shitcoins
>Missed on memestocks
How do you even get rich now?
>inb4 my faglord bags will pump