/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13342500
tbhonest with you famitsugameconsole I smbaka everytime someone young has this question. You should be looking for either any entry level position you can find in order to build a resume which is essentially your "hire me portfolio" even if it's part time shit work or volunteering. Of course profitable work is preferable but volunteering in a field you enjoy will give you more experience for employment. Don't do any investing since 500 is a bad place to be at if an emergency were to occur. If possible live with your parents without being a burden to them help out around the house make yourself worth having around so they have no incentive to kick you out.

Become an autodidact learn how to teach yourself and start studying entry level shit to things you are genuinely interested in. It's easy to do homework on things you already enjoy. Find what jobs trades or skills are associated with what you are learning about and dedicate 20 hours a week minimum towards that material and a small portfolio of research and composition regarding it. Even speculative well researched and cited compositions will make you more appealing to positions in that field considering your age.

If all else fails learn to code and submit to your new corporate masters at revature getting paid to get educated and entry level contract work for two years servitude. Or join the airforce free room food and training for a mere 4 years of your life plus a measly 20K annual to save since you wont be having much time to spend it on other shit. Airforce is actually a good investment if you lack any good workforce skills and the 80K over the 4 years can go into savings a ROTH IRA and 401K match by the gubmnt. Plus you can say your a veteran on applications moving forward with 4 years experience in whatever you end up doing.

>>13255906
>>13255455
already outlined in the based dubs post. you can self teach yourself into a good entry level position. if worse comes to worse and you feel suicidal there are companies that will pay you shit wages for training for the honor of 2 years indentured servitude. Don't research this company. Research coding or apprenticeship positions.

You sick of the wage cage anon? Come join me at Revature.

At Revature you can spend six luxurious months making minimum wage 12 hours a day in coding boot camp. Don't worry we provide freewithdrawn from your wages housing that you share with 4 others so you'll have like 150$ throw around at the end of the week noice~

Once you pass the boot camp and don't worry EVERYONE passes the coding bootcamp. You'll start waiting to be sent to wherever a contract pops up if they're willing to take you. If you ever wanted to live in shit hole wherever in need of a excel to sharepoint developer than congratulations, you have no say in the matter and we're sending you there!

After 90 days of working the contract you'll start earning PTO yeah baby yeah~! Six hours of PTO for every pay period and don't worry about whatever vacation days the company gives otherwise we'll be taking that money. Those are for W2 employees you silly entry level jarhead. But hey listen you'll be making a sick 45k annual bro it's gonna be off the fucking chain.

Oh did I mention the 2 year contract with the signup? Yeah if you run off after we paid you to attend training to find a better job we can sue you for oh like 15K it's in the contract didn't you read the contract so don't be obnoxious to people, don't be unprofessional (whatever that means), and don't get fired from wherever we send you.

If we decide that for whatever reason the contract has been breached and we have a lot of ideas of what a breach of contract is. You owe us our fucking money and haha ooh boy, we will get that money. Make no mistake we get our fucking fortune 500 money boy.

I mean really though come on you gotta be sick of flipping burgers by now or tired of being a NEET. We can literally give you everything you need and all we ask for is a measly two years of your life. What are you gonna do keep trying to make money off your internet pogs? https://revature.com/learn-to-code/