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Welcome to your FEMA CAMP
You're here because we want you to be SAFE, we care about you,
so please follow the simple new register rules
Men & Women over 40, please proceed to Level 4
Female less than 22 year old or pregnant, Level 8
ALL Others, proceed to Level 2 to get your 666 CHIP

Please walk through the descale agent shower
and deposit your clothes in the baskets provided
you will be issued new GUEST CLOTHES to wear
Guest clothes have special tracking bars in them for your protection
Please note, guests are NOT allowed to be in any unauthorized area
You will be told when it's your turn to leave your area
We do all this thinking for you, for your protection

Those with any special needs may proceed to area 5,
where you will be operated on for our experimental purposes
This is to ensure a healthier stay for all our Guests
If you wish to see your family members, you must inform us
where they are so we can go bring them here to Camp FEMA
and you will then be allotted an extra meal plus TV privileges
We want a NO VACANCY CAMP, to ensure you our best services

You do NOT speak to the robotic officers unless spoken to,
violators will be Tasered for 1st offense.
A 2nd offence requires an operation on your frontal lobe

Upon entering, you are REQUIRED to drink your coolade
it's a mandatory welcome drink, given daily to all guests
non compliance will be dealt with in the strictest manors,
and may require an operation. Please follow the rules
ENJOY YOUR STAY at our friendly & helpful FEMA CAMPThe Executive and Government designating FEMA as the authorized agency to implement Martial Law

- We declare a "National Emergency
- The plan for total control of every aspect of our lives
- the power to declare a state of health emergency
- Our POLICE STATE has been Militarized" (for your protection)

I'm posting this from the XRP Fema camp I got sent to. They snagged me, sell your XRP now unless you want to go to the camp party too.