/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56129667
>Just buy low and sell high.
Who is this modern Prometheus of financial wizardry?

>>56122774
Correct. You'll be working three jobs and roasting rats over a burning tire and all the headlines will say how amazing and incredible the economy is.

>But actually, he thought as he re-adjusted the Ministry of Plenty's figures, it was not even forgery. It was merely the substitution of one piece of nonsense for another. Most of the material that you were dealing with had no connexion with anything in the real world, not even the kind of connexion that is contained in a direct lie. Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in their rectified version. A great deal of the time you were expected to make them up out of your head. For example, the Ministry of Plenty's forecast had estimated the output of boots for the quarter at one-hundred-and-forty-five million pairs. The actual output was given as sixty-two millions. Winston, however, in rewriting the forecast, marked the figure down to fifty-seven millions, so as to allow for the usual claim that the quota had been overfulfilled. In any case, sixty-two millions was no nearer the truth than fifty-seven millions, or than one-hundred-and-forty-five millions. Very likely no boots had been produced at all. Likelier still, nobody knew how many had been produced, much less cared. All one knew was that every quarter astronomical numbers of boots were produced on paper, while perhaps half the population of Oceania went barefoot.

>>54519392
>the SEC would just say reporting any CS numbers beyond the maximum possible of total float minus sneed and cede amount is treason

>Registering your securities to you own name is treason
>Naked short selling multiple floats of an American company is totally okay
Fucking Clown World

>>53161279
the absolute state of nu-/XSG/

How the fuck do you buy this in Canada? Binence doesn't have cad. Fuck

I just bought 8 sushi's because i think the logo is cute

>>21068637
Fantastic bait; very realistic. Enjoy your well earned (((yous))). Next time invest that effort into a portfolio.

Just got off the phone with my insiders. Pump everything into NTDOY and thank me next week.

>>18449249
>Is this the biggest coup in political history?
yes buy gold and crypto

I caught the falling knife yesterday.
Praying for a pump so I can exit and get back in for a greedy move.

Or I hodl for dear life

>>17471449
>there are people on this board who will look at that math and think nothing of it

>>17344172
NEVER

>tfw have money but still here
>tfw sad money

If inflation is so bad why does crypto keep dumping?

>half the memes BSV shills use were ones that I made and I don't even own BSV, I just made STIFF memes when BSV went 200% in a few days and the shills just took them and ran with it.

I have created a monster.

>RLChinks stealing out memes cause they want to be like us.

Disgusting.

>>16150865
I'm a 5'11" tranny and I hold BTC and XMR

GAY

CHAINLINK

1000 USD?

I HAVE CORN ON BITMEX

OH FUCKING SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MOUNT REKT INCOMING FUCK FUCK FUCK

https://u.today/bitmex-exchange-gets-hacked-after-user-email-mishap

get fucked idiots

>SMART CONTRACTS IN INDIAN TOILETS

SUPER POWER BY 2020

BUYING INDIAN POO TO PUT IN OUR CARS

EPIC DUDES JUST BOUGHT 10k STINKERS AHHASFHSDHGSHSFH

Mine are NEO, NULS and TRX

I am excited!

>>16049411
>>16049411
>>16049411

Praise be thank you for sparing this mans life.

I shall never forget this kindness my lord of chaos.

>>16049411
>>16049411
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>>16049215
>>16049215
Chainlink is not about tech.

Sergey Nazarov had a vision in early 2012 while he was working on a philosophy paper. He imagined hundreds of rich fat NEETs having gay sex with each other on a massive yaght, all of them were fabulously rich and spent all their time delving into the occult. His a master scam artist pumping his no techonology shitcoin to 1000 USD and at that moment all the neets will sell and then we will all come together for the 'singularity' where we have a violent murder orgy during the yacht party where sergey will sacrafice us to the god of Chaos KEK in order to bring about a new era of enlightenment for humanity. He will hide our bones on the Caymen islands which will become the worlds new capital as Sergeys undead army of Japanese Idols rampage their way across the United States.