/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wtf bros Mad Apes want to do an AMA with COMFY

i won't buy simply because the logo is ugly. and yes i have a high iq

>>57492691
>>57492693
>it's not being subservient if it's remote
Cuckolds. Further, 1) I don't live in an alimony state, 2) my wife knows I'd murder suicide before divorce, 3) most of my assets are in bitcoin, anyway

>>57302448
>hello coon mobile
>i would like four of your finest coons this very afternoon. i have come into the ownership of some peanuts and cotton

>>56747642
>Yeah, about those documents. I don't have them. Listen, you just gotta take my word for it.

>>56672119
1/2 out at 49.50, other half at 48.00. Stop at 51.70.

>>56273182
newer higher ATH, +421% YTD

Hello. One life insurance policy on OP, please. Yes, I'll hold.

>>52509439
just put in the call for 450 contracts, I will NOT be taking physical delivery thank you very much

>>50482296
Is it time to back to Europe bros? Making euros seethe does sound quite fun

>>49907871
Why yes I'm racist, how could you tell?

>A coin/stock has increased 40%+ in a few days? This is the best time to buy.

Okay guys I have 1050 more dollars in my roth ira. I am going to keep putting it into soxl but I need to know what I should buy it at. If its green I assume the recovery is real abd that wasn't a bull trap Friday. If its red, then it was a bull trap and I guess I should be trying to get some in the 15-20 dollar range....is it possible for it to drop that far?

>>30356367
Call your broker (female) and tell her what you want to buy then hang up. Just send the tip to her in the mail later.

Waiting for fidelity to answer the phone so I can tell my female broker to buy 1000 shares of soxl

Hey penny stock retards stay on the bottom

>>30117131
:)

>>29788966
Yes dave? I have a question. I hate jews and I want them out of my country forever. What should I invest in?

hello sirs when moon sirs
also I believe in 2 weeks we will overtake AVAX in ranking and then the real mission begins

Even though I've had a lot of my gains wiped out these past few days, the one thing that truly warms my heart is that I sold my CRBP bags for a nice 30% gain at 3,99$ a piece two weeks ago. I actually for once managed to sell the high.

you did buy the dip, right anon?

>>29482250
>why yes, I am balls deep in OTM calls on random stocks that a website dedicated to chinese girl cartoons told me to buy, how could you tell?
Incredibly based

>>29426457
>dump eet

>>29400462
Why yes, I bought shares in your company, how could you tell? I take pride in owning a biopharmaceutical company that has a real white team behind it.