/biz/ - Business & Finance

>never traded normalfag boomer stocks
>never even touched a (((centralized))) exchange
>only on uniswap flipping shitcoins all day, making a few hundred in profit here and there
>signed up on questrade
>funded 1,000 Canadian dollars
>found PSLV
>make market order for 70PSLV
>make a trailing stop-loss order for 10% (fuck off redditcucks, I'm not risking all my money for "muh revolution" that will never happen)

Am I doing it right, anons?
Also, should I place the market order now, or when it opens tomorrow?

>noooooOOOOOOO i'm a dumb piece of shit that can't live without UBER EATS 4x a week and a GALLON of alcohol/weed/xanax every friday, I ALSO WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH AND A VR AAAAAA
>NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE MY OWN FOOD FROM SCRATCH I WANT TO EAT OUT ALL THE TIME
>noooOOOOOOo what do you MEAN I'M OBESE NOW
>noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T BUY A USED CAR, I NEED A BRAND NEW LEASED ONE
>NOOOOOOOooooooo I NEED A NEW IPHONE EVERY YEAR
>NOOOOOO LEARNING A SKILL OR GETTING A FREE ONLINE CERTIFICATE IS TOO HARD, SELF-IMPROVEMENT IS HARD11!!!
>YEEEESSSS DESTROY THE ENTIRE ECONOMY AND RAISE THE COST OF LIVING FOR EVERYONE BY INFLATING THE CURRENCY - I WANT TO BE PAID AN ENGINEER'S WAGE FOR FLIPPING BURGERS

I own my own apartment in a city of 200K, paying mortgage for it - I have a car of my own, a Jeep Cherokee from 2015; my cost of living is only 1,500 dollars a month.
I have no formal education, dropped out of university (a fucking scam.)

I am completely financially independent, and I wage for only 20 hours a week - quitting soon and starting a business. Oh, and I have 10,000 in savings after only 4 months of work. Also, I'm only 19.

When will wagies learn?
It ain't about what the minimum wage is - it's about having a brain.

chart 1m. haha
you fake an idiot or are you??