/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49831869
Me watching DeFi burn with my BTC in cold storage.

THIS IS MY ROARIIIIIIIIIIIING
ROARING 20s
I DOOOOOOONT EVEN KNOW ME

>Gamestop will explode to 100k on Friday
>this will mean a loss of 20 trillion dollars for Melvin
>there will be no way for them to cover this
>Citadel will be taken down too in the process
>brokers will go bankrupt, they'll be unable to cover
>the banks have to jump in to cover the hedge funds
>all stocks basically become worthless
>countless boomer funds go down
>the whole fucking financial system is at stake
>FED will basically have to fucking double the all-time money supply to cover this shit
>there will be no way this is going to happen, not even close
>theabsolutefuckingstateofburgerland.jpeg
>Euro becomes world reserve currency, Europe relatively unscathed
>China and Russia become new superpowers
>the only ones in the US that matter will be crypto bag holders
>no way to exchange any kind of currency due to all brokers being gone
>no way to globally exchange goods, especially because Binance has banned Burgerland
>DeFi to the rescue, but still no way to exchange across different chains and get your Buttcoin to Ethereum
>no way... Except one
Rubic will save the US economy. 10k by Friday evening fucking confirmed.
It's happening bros.

I’m ready for it. Hit the button Bobo.

>>24005059
Nuke fight.

>>22974999
Checked and kek'ed.

XRP the Standard
10k eoy