/biz/ - Business & Finance

The next dot com bubble is unironically getting started. Every single tradfi group is primed up and ready to buy and shill Bitcoin and crypto to the masses and your grandma. Multiple ETFs are going to be approved together. They're going to shill it to all, they're going to call Bitcoin the next gold. Every single investment manager is going to say you need to put 10% of your retirement into Bitcoin(via a Bitcoin ETF with a 0.5% a year management fee, of course). They'll say it's too risky to not buy. You're going to see crypto being talked about daily for 1 whole year straight. It's not just going to be everyone you know putting a few hundred or thousand dollars into random dogcoins - you're going to hear stories of multiple people you know quitting their jobs to trade crypto in 2024/2025. You're going to hear a few of them becoming millionaires, turbo retarded normies becoming millionaires.

God I can't wait for this shit. You thought 2021 was bumfuck retarded? Wait until you see 2024 and 2025.

save for a couple of months and then start an account in some stocks or some shit, and buy some known stocks. Just get dividends and keep buying other stocks for her. Eventually it'll be something, and even if it goes down hopefully the dividends will be enough to cover the losses. Regardless, whatever happens, if they go up or down, you'll still would've avoided the fate of the "dr.pepper n games".

That's one idea. The other just maybe buying gold for her and storing it. My issue with this is that gold can be stolen, so i'm not sure if that's good. That, as well as you'll constantly have eyes on you. Maybe keeping gold in your home is dangerous where you live. However yes, buying gold is probably even better than stocks as it retains its value, even if you hear bullshit like gold and silver will lose their value.

Ultimately friend, some people will tell you to send your sister another place to live better. Which if for example you're living in Brazil or Iraq or something, and you send someone to live abroad in the US/EU, your sister will live better, but she'll just become a silly whore. It'll be better for you if she starved instead of becoming a 'modern-day "woman"'. So just think about it, Try to make it better for her, but maybe don't lose sight of your goal, think what you really want and what each step gets you and takes away from you.
anyways sorry for writing a bunch of shit, but I hope you and her live happily and comfy

holy shit anon
im literally the same. Hard to explain but i just have accepted everything and i'm fine with it. It's easy to get laid but I just wanted a good wife. not happening. don't feel like wanking anymore. Once in a while probs but otherwise no

dreams don't exist

I will give 150 ark to anyone who can post an amateur taken photo of a matt furie pepe plush with an interesting winter theme.

>boss (dumbass) enters my office
>says our stock just dumped 10% this morning
>don’t care, just there for paycheck
>ask him if he actually owns our stock
>he says not anymore I sold it last week because I knew the earnings report was going to be bad
>he has a smug look on his face
>mfw

>>22830236

>>22215459
>and I have only been robbed once

hi fren :)

>>20946087

hewoo

hi frens, everything is collapsing in my life but I'm still positive, hopefully we all get through this

>>20283973
I promise I'll send back profits plus interest

>570 linklet
yet I am euphoric

Challenge

Start with $1000 and within one week screencap how you allocated it and how much you have made/lost. Trade/hodling is all good, as long as you start from $1000

And remember, you're doing this for your pockets. Feel free to share progress within the week. Thank me later

/biz/ frens are best frens

>crypto mcap will be in the trillions

>>17213158

>>17209514

>>17036611
>Korean ethereum

>>17000174
>cup and handle

>>16998700
>priced in

>>16969084
Alt season

>>16949130
>$5 by May

>>16733364
the irony