/biz/ - Business & Finance

The only portfolio you'll ever need:

25% AMZN
25% AAPL
25% TSLA
25% NVDA

If you had invested in this in December when I first started posting here, you'd be up over 20%.

So.

You coming in before we see 40%+ gains for the year or are you just gonna keep grunting complaints about how it can't possibly be sustainable?

Four easy stocks.
Stupidly easy gains.
Guaranteed bets.
Come win.

How is it not the perfect portfolio?

Is there any reason whatsoever why this portfolio will not 3-8 X over the next few years?

25% AMZN (+11.92% YTD)
25% AAPL (+8.69% YTD)
25% NVDA (+23.66% YTD)
25% TSLA (+21.64% YTD)

Average: +16.47% YTD, and it's only fucking January.

This portfolio is an easy and guaranteed 30-50% for the year, possibly more. A literal toddler could buy these stocks, wait, and make money. So why aren't you?

Now that everything is green again, you want easy growth outside crypto. How can this portfolio possibly fail in a bullrun?

25% AMZN
25% AAPL
25% TSLA
25% NVDA

Reminder that if you had bought these stocks in 2018, you'd still be up massively, and all of them are down 30-50% from ATH.

Is there any reason whatsoever why this portfolio will not 3-8 X over the next few years?

25% AMZN
25% AAPL
25% NVID
25% TSLA

I backtested this shit from 2018 and results were outstanding.

DYOR

>>26186867
lmao, this entire elaborate story to cope. I actually feel sorry for you. If you hate spics so much, maybe try not living in the 'los angeles' ghettos

>>26119108
>he bought at 42k

>>25805773
>he doesn't know what fungible means
tether is not the same as USDC
how fucking dumb are you?

>muh tether
>muh tulips

>>25128930

>>25118827
>he genuinely think the market is this simple
ok anon, thanks for enlightening me, now I surely will be able to predict the future.

>>25042227
>He thinks a Japanese court has any bearing on the SEC
>He thinks the SEC isn't already aware of Japan's ruling and is going ahead with the lawsuit anyway
cope moar plox

>>24620527
>>24620648
>he thinks he can bait me

>>23406228
>replys in 20 seconds
seething

so that /pol/ changing votes deal was bullshit right? Do I get to say I told you so yet?

>>23189507
yes 'just open a 1 million dollar short'
>ask me how I know your poor

>>23101840
>couldn't sleep
kek.

idk much about the whole thing, convince me it wasn't a bad choice by a sub studio or something? Or are you suggesting the entire company is pedos?

>mfw when poorfags missed buying cheap uni because they were crying about not getting free uni

>>21583126
>I could literally be the only person in the pool and i would still make money

Thanks Based Guy

>>20995118

>>18413751
Your wife's divorce papers

For the love of God, don't do anything until you've read the Bogleheads' Wiki and the book Bogleheads Guide to Investing.

Then think real hard about your personal goals and risk tolerance.

This isn't enough money to retire--yet. But it is a free "get out of work" ticket far bigger and better than most normies will ever have. If you keep the bulk of that small fortune safe, you'll be light years ahead of most people and far freer than many wageslaves can dream.

The safest option would be carve off no more than $200-300K of that you're comfortable putting into riskier investments.

That. Does. Not. Mean. Shitcoins.

By all means, put a small amount into Bitcoin and shitcoins that could become vaporware in a few years.

Then consider a longer, safer game of dividend stocks, or just squirreling that amount away in a bank CD until the next big market crash (probably in the next year or two). Then you can buy a ton of low priced stocks and get 4-5 X gain when the market recovers.

You also have enough money to start a low risk, very low work digital business if you so desire.

Set up a blog and hire good ghostwriters to do articles. Learn FB ads to drive traffic. Build an Instagram or Youtube following. Focus on traffic and quality content for the first year to build a real following, if you create something valuable the money will come.

>>15118241
Rolling

>portfolio: 1 single share of JUST