/biz/ - Business & Finance

verybody asks me, "what the fuck is LUNC about, what the fuck is up with those videos, cunt? You're fucking up yourself cunt" It's a fucking act, there is no LUNC. You SLURPIN', brah? Well I'll give you more reason to SLURP now bro. It's fucking LUNC, brah. Everyone has a little bit of LUNC in them. Every fucking cunt out there, you're a fuckng LUNC cunt if you wanna be, brah. Stop being a fucking STINKY LINKY cunt, alright? Go out, get TOKENS.

That's what we do in this shit, brah. You wanna be a fucking little JEET cunt? Fuck that shit, bro. Every little FUDDERS gonna FUD, bro. You'll never be like LUNC, brah, cause I'm a fucking LUNC cunt, mate. Every one of us has a little bit of LUNC in us, you just don't know it yet. You're sitting here going, "who the fuck is this fucking LUNC CHAD?", well, you're probably right. But I'm fucking shredded brah, ye cunt. Cuz at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this...

If you're a fucking shredded LUNC cunt, you get away with anything bro. You make fun of some JEET cunt making a shit and people will be like "Aw yeah, LUNC bro, yeah". No one'll give a fuck, man.

In life, if you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fuckin' LUNC CHAD. You gotta be a LUNC cunt. You gotta go to the gym and be a LUNC cunt. You gotta fuck bitches, you know and not give a fuck cuz that's what we do, bro. That's what the LUNC CHADS do. That's what the revolution is, bro. None of these fuckin' STINKY LINKY cunts. We're all gonna fuckin' make it bro, that's it.