/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>57518105
Craig's own mother said in an interview that Craig is a fabulist who has been trying to impress people with lies since he was a child

he's the George Santos of crypto

>>56052073
>can I eat with $6 per day
yes, but your diet would be limited to rice and lentils and whatever fruit/vegetables are in season

anon if you're that poor you should consider going to a food bank and getting free canned food

>>55829317
oh, and ignore idiots on the internet who tell you to buy shitcoins, or trade options, or invest in truly retarded shit like forex, penny stocks, binary options, yield farming, etc. etc.

>>55795736
>spend $500k to buy a nice house in a medium cost of living city
>invest the other $2.5MM in the S&P 500
>withdraw 3% every year in December
>live rent-free with $75k in spending money
it's not yacht money but yeah you can live comfortably like that forever, just be sure to pay for health insurance and homeowner's insurance so you don't get financially fucked when your house burns down or you discover you have cancer

>>54209078
Bloomberg and Economist subscriptions. If you read The Economist cover to cover for a year you'll increase your IQ by at least 10 points. Bloomberg is not so big brain but they put out articles faster in response to current events and you only have to read 1/10th as many words to finish an article.

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>>52668917
sir this is a wendy's

>>30097632
here's my experience:
>Chase is best for ACH/wire transferring money to shady places; I've never had them reject a transfer request
>Capital One is the least evil bank and they're not going to charge you low balance fees or bullshit like that
>Bank of America or Wells Fargo suck but they have a fuckton of branches so if you use ATMs frequently maybe you should go with one of them
does that help?

>>29985437
"business school" refers to postgraduate programs where you spend two years getting a master's in business administration (MBA). People typically don't go to get their MBA until after they graduate college and work for a few years. You're still in high school, so business school is at least ~6 years away. Stop thinking/asking about business school.

>>28888802
>undersized
son, I don't know what you've been told, but a female ass is not supposed to be as wide as the seat of a merican mobility scooter

>>25508101
it's literally a 1.0x -- eternally cursed by the crab

>>25020669
take your meds and DCA into $KO

>>21128722
>Market cap 32m

pumping into the Halfing is the most bearish scenario possible you know

>>16587677
This. And the other two main characters are based on the of mice and men characters.

>>15551918
even /biz/lets aren't stupid enough to fall for this bullshit... go buy an ad in Daily Enquirer or something

>>15188330
I'm not certain that this is true.

you should consider whether your barometer for "most stocks" is composed of tech and growth stocks. Or of ETFs and mutual funds that reinvest dividends for you.

I think if you checked out stocks outside of the meme stocks that you presumably hold, I think you would find that the average stock does, in fact, pay a dividend.

there is no volume, there is no institutional money, there is no swift, there is no future
and you can't cash out anyway
say it with me: PEANUTS

>>14260382
Its not useless. This coin enables unstoppable private decentralized applications.

>>13486779
did you give the exchange your name and address when you signed up?
did you give them a photo of your driver's license?
did you give them your social security number?

If you gave them any of that then they've got KYC and if the government asks them to turn over customer records they will and do.

Some exchanges still resist reporting taxes to the IRS, I think Kraken might not report for example. But most do nowadays. All of the ones based in the US do.

Two things in life are certain: death and taxes. Just pay your taxes.

>>13451039
I just posted this in another thread, but I'm an American who is investing half his income and plans to retire at or before 40 years old and this is my dividend (and a few growth) stocks portfolio:
ALC
AMAT
AMD
AMT
APTS
AVB
BABA
BIP
CB
CCI
CHCT
COF
CSCO
CTL
CY
DEA
DTE
DY
EPD
EPR
EQR
FPI
GAMR
GLW
HASI
HON
IBM
INTC
IRET
IRT
KO
LADR
LTC
MAA
MDT
MMM
MMP
MO
MU
NOK
NSRGY
NVS
NXRT
O
OHI
OPI
PEGA
PMULF
QCOM
QTS
ROBO
SBRA
SIMO
STX
SUI
SWKS
SWMAY
TSM
VOD
VTR
WELL
WFSTF
WPC
XLNX
ZAYO

literally who?

>>11633888
checked. good advice
should have listened, OP
t. your dad