/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13327182
>that 30 year old boomer nostalgic for discontinued energy drinks

>>13215348
>that 26 year old boomer who buys amd and nvidia because crypto is too volatile

Think of life like crypto. The boomers were the early adopters and got super rich off btc and alts, then sold you the bags. See, if the volume of buyers were never ending, we could have likely kept growing and all lived happily ever after. But the buyers ran out, and the boomers cashed out at the top. Now we're left holding the bags.

Our generation is the same way. The boomers set up all these social systems, but the volume is too low, and our coins will never moon again ;_;

Again like clockwork.

Euromutts wake up
See 3% green
Cash out entire stack

This is why we will never get a bullrun again

Euromutts wake up at 07.00
Prices instantly drop 2%

Why has everyone here become a day trader? Kys

>>11029021
>>11029599

i feel you bros

we're probably not going to make it. but we owe it to ourselves to give it a year or two before abandoning all hope.

>>10831579
thanks for using my oc bro

Mfw I fell for the crypto ponzi scheme

24 year old boomer here. Get home from work every day with only enough energy to fap and go to sleep.

Just a few more years and I'll radically rearange my life, I tell myself. Just a little while longer, just a little long... in the morning everything will be better

but in the morning, nothing feels right

there is not "that" joy

you either smoke on an empty stomach, or you drink to cure a hangover

and you do it again

and another time

and many many many many more times

>>10297122
>>10297132

and the boomer of the day post goes to

What website/app do you boys use to trade your meme coins?

>>10244356
are you me?

>before I dumped it in my sink

>>10194300
Idk what any of this just meant, but checked.

>>10185359
t. first time looking at an order depth chart

>>10185098

The great thing about Monster Ultra White is it's probably better for you than water.

Water is:

>full of pollutants
>full of heavy metals
>full of hormones that can't be filtered out
>tastes like shit

Monster Ultra White is:

>around 70% mineral water from Fiji - completely virgin and pure
>25% energy (caffeine and taurine I suspect, but sourced from the highest quality goods)
>5% natural Ultra White flavourings - a secret blend of 100% fruit extracts

Just cracked open my fourth can of the morning, and feeling good (made a few % profit trading shitcoins with my improved TPS* catching mini dips)

*TPS is trades per second - once you're buzzing like fuck on Monster you can trade crazy fast

>>10086831
It's called liquidating. What are you some kind of 30 year old boomer?

>that 30 year old boomer who reaches into the Monster Ultra multipack box next to their desk to find it's empty and gets visibly upset