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I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Yes... I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

Chainlink didn't pay me this month for my shill posts on /biz/. Did anyone else get jipped? I emailed Sergey/Rory about the usual $4/per thread rate and submitted the new spreadsheet they wanted but they haven't responded.

>>14603728
op wont deliver

I was at my local McDonald's the other day when I saw an overweight man in plaid huddled in the corner by the restrooms. He was intensely focused on something in front him and it wasn't until I got closer I realized that he was playing with the Legos that came with his happy meal. He kept prying the plastic pieces apart and rearranging them on the edges of the table, occasionally muttering the odd phrase or two about "decentralized oracles". Globs of ketchup and mustard were dripping on his shirt from a half eaten big mac laid down nearby. I rushed home and immediately market sold all of my link. I will never be duped by that man again. Just thinking about it makes me sick.

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>>13485838

1,000 BITCOINS EOY

>>13075426
thanks just sold

>>13042226
I kept trying and people here told me to stop shilling it, so I kept posting Sergeys for you autistic.

>>12904341
>>12904344
Bump

>>12869479
لا اله الا اللهلا اله اللهلاله اله رسو
اله الا اللهchainlinkلا لا اله اللهل
الله رسول محمدلا لcoinbaseدلا
لا اله الا اللهلا الهلا اله الا اللهلا اله

>>12864715
>>12862770
this video is pure cringe

I'm gay and I hold chainlink.

What's in store for me?

>>12827356
نحن جميعا في هذا معا

لا تحت تقدير قوة الفكر الايجابي! سبيسيفيلي الاجمالى الفكر الايجابي!

هذه الهراء ستصل إلى 1000 دولار بسهولة! عقد ذلك الفكر وتصنيفها في عطلتك كل يوم كما هو محسوس ممكن تبدأ الآن ، وسوف تضفي على الواقع. افعلها! انا لا امزح!

VISUALIZE كما في كثير من الأحيان والتفصيل كما ممكن!

سوف يصل Chainlink 1000 EOY من قبل الله يريدها

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette. She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner the other night and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'. That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush? How does /biz/ feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

So i was thinking eating around 1000-1300 (max 1500 maybe on weekends) calories a day for 2 months.
Is that going to be enough?
I intend to cut carbs significantly (not completely though because i did that once and became irritable and felt dumber). Maybe 70g of carbs a day.
My diet will mainly consist in cruciferia vegetables (cabage,cauliflower,brussel sprouts, broccoli) and other low carb vegies, some legumes (lentils,chickpeas,peas), fish (tuna, salmon, sardines), a bit of cheese (goat and parmigiano), fruits for snacks. Should i supplement with a multivitamin or something?
Will i /makeit/?

I'm a link supremacist. A blackchain fundamentalist.
I'm taking my linkies TO THE GRAVE.

Liberate yourself gay brothers.
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>>12658318
>>12658285
absolutely halal

بلدي linky يبقى نتن $ 1000 نهاية السنة allahu أكبر