/biz/ - Business & Finance

How do you turn this o-

>find bitcoin in the early days when it was still under a dollar
>mine it/get it for free from faucets etc for fun
>forget about it for a while until I hear about it again in a few news articles
>check to see if I still have my bitcoin in my wallet
>fuck me I'm rich
>start to take it more seriously
>accumulate more and more, actually buy some with fiat this time
>see it hyped more an more online/in the media
>it just keeps going up
>slowly come to the realization that I'm becoming wealthy beyond my wildest dreams
>Ethereum comes around, invest early and acquire a big stack
>watch it skyrocket
>so much money now I can actually move smaller markets on my own, manipulating prices as I please
>pump and dump various shitcoins over the years, stacking even more bitcoin
>finally acquire enough wealth to last generations
>doesn't matter because you literally can't cash out

It's just not fair bros...