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>>56897977
*knock knock*
hey
*knock knock*
hey dude
*knock knock*
can you explain the joke to me? nocap fr fr i havent watched harry potter that shit is the biggest w ever

Uhmmm, sorry to bother you neighbor but i saw you talking about $EPEP? Yeah that's like, a super gem so me and the guys thought you must be super rich right?
So uh... yeah, we're kinda robbing you, please let us so we can get this over with

Are you buying thin air?
What's their objective?

So
>in august, a 2 litre of Dr. Pepper was 2.29
>in october a 2 litre was 2.50
>in december a 2 litre was 2.99
I just went to the store an hour ago and 2 litres of Dr. Pepper are now 3.39. This is the second price increase in 4 weeks since it was raised in december. Inflation is actually, unironically out of hand and I'm all in on puts because Jpow better tank this faggot market to zero so the price of Dr. P goes back to where it was or at least stops going up 50% every 3 months.

Premium goyslop.

News tomorrow: other republicans saying missouri ain't they nigga, president biden saying he is relocating 5 million shitskins from california to missouri for no reason, larry fink comes out with george soros to talk about 'smelly midwestern redneck scum'.

>>52616000
Hey my dude, you can recover your manliness with some VINU, would you perhaps be interested in some?

>>52302223
>cope about things that are literally happening and have happened dozens of times already
You're not even getting paid to shill for them, you do it for free.