/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10296756
>tfw take poo at work
>think ass is clean
>boss tells everyone to stop working because unscheduled ass inspections are going to take place
>fug.jpeg
>almost positive my ass is clean
>everyone lines up and drops pants
>boss tells everyone to bend over and spread
>first 5 people have clean asses
>boss gets to me
>"hmmm, yes we have one here"
>"sorry anon, looks like you have a nugget on the rim here. That will be 3 days garnishment, you can leave early, we don't tolerate that kind of filth here"
>the stacy next to me bent over gives me a look of disgust
>tfw take walk of shame out of building because failed surprise ass inspection

>>9537337
trig if bru