/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18255679
YEAH DUDE HE'S GAY IT'S FLU A FLU BRO *COUGH*

AAAA I'M GONNA COOF IT'S JUST A FLU BRO

>>18214961
>Japan and South Korea proof that it makes a huge difference in preventing the spread and minimizing the impact on the economy.
South Korea and Hong Kong and other countries & territories that have managed or are managing COVFEFE well aren't doing so because of masks.

It's because they had proper military-style quarantines like 3 fucking weeks ago. Not this state-by-state nonsense going on in America.

Also the average person doesn't get the virus from breathing it in, they catch it from not washing their fuckin hands and then making a sandwich or rubbing their eyes.

>>18208835
remember when he said that the cases would be down to nearly zero and it would magically go away by April?

April fools :^)

>>18192696
>Old people die
>Old
You have people as young as 17 who've died from it.

Deaths aren't even the problem, it's sending everyone into the hospital ICUs all at once. it's a massive strain on the system, Trump already had the army deploy ships and make tent hospitals

*coof*

>>18184780
*accidentally eat some bat shit and creates just a flu bro*

*just a flu bro cripples the infrastructure of the "greatest" country on earth*

>>18172469
A lot of countries and regions have handled it relatively well.

America is not one of those places, obviously.

>>18167060
>>18167287
>deaths

the number of deaths is irrelevant, what matters is sending like 150 million into the ICU of hospitals around the country all at once. That's what cripples the economy and society at large.

>>18156310
>at risk of sending every adult in the country to a hospital's intensive care unit for weeks, everyone all at once, crippling both the economy and the already-fragile American health care system

JUST A FLU BRO AAAHHH I'M GONNA COOF

>>18156343
>Especially now that New Yorkers are fleeing the state and spreading the infection along the east coast.
You already had out-of-state people swapping spit in Florida and all the rich kids on European vacations during spring break that later moved back home all over the country.

China went on a full military lockdown the second someone sneezed.

Italians and the Spanish were kissing their family members on the lips as soon as they got off their planes and went to share a big plate of mamma mia's spaghetti and all drank from the same bottle of wine. They didn't start their quarantine until the bodies no longer fit in their pizza ovens.

Meanwhile, webm was America's big lockdown after the virus already being present on US continental soil for like 2 months.

>>18143273
IT'S *COUGH* JUST *UGRH* UH A - A *WHEEZE* FLU BRO

>>18129574
Americans hate being told what to do. Even if it's "please wash your hands" hell, ESPECIALLY if it's someone politely asking them to please wash their hands. Everything is some "muh freedom" argument with them. Americans will refuse to wash their hands unless they straight up have human shit all over them. Untl then it's their god-given right and freedom and liberty and right and other good words to openly cough into their hands and go make some drinks and a sandwich for their friends.

>>18129570
just *cough* a flu bro lol

Where are all the anti-Communist yellow peril shills now?

Before there was nonstop criticism of China and its response to the virus. Now we get to see the absolute mess of a response from the US. China built hospitals in a week. China went on full lockdown with full compliance. The result is the disease has been stopped dead in its tracks. Then we look at the US where Trump is ordering all the proles to go back to work saying it's a nothing burger. Business leaders are suggesting everyone should just get infected. Can't have the stock market going down after all that's the one thing Trump prides himself on. People are throwing their lives into the gauntlet to save dying American Capitalism. China is dabbing on us. Sick coughing Americans trudge on while healthy Chinese anticipate replacing the US as superpower.

>>18110580
We did it bros, spreading an economy-crashing virus as a social experiment

>>18111116
*cough cough*
bro you wanna hit this blunt?
*cough* *wheeze*

>>18098375
>>18097740
>>18093832
AH I'M GONNA COOF BROS IT'S JUST A FLU

>>18109624
>*accidentally creates a modern Chinese empire*
JUST A FLU BRO LOL

>>18109643
I unironically believe those numbers, Chinese were quarantining themselves long before the government was telling them to and enforcing it themselves.

If China is good at one thing it's collective behavior and living under essentially constant martial law. The opposite of Americans.

>>18107506
>OLD PEOPLE
>>18107678
>90 year olds
There's already 30 20 year olds dying from it lol

>>18103596
>>18100525
>>people are dying, THIS IS TRUMP'S FAULT
I mean, in the US, yes.

Dude was saying back when it was only 15 confirme cases that the numbers would be down to zero in a couple of weeks, and then that by April it'll miraculously go away.

All the while letting shit like webm be a common occurrence for weeks and months. China and Korea and other countries immediately shut themselves down once a few people started coughing. Yall not even like a week into your own quanrtine in America and already President Grandpa is on twitter yelling that everyone needs to kill themselves for the economy and go back to work and infect even more people.

>>18103129
>China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
Can you guess what China did that America didn't?

I mean besides obviously probably totally lie about their numbers

Also nice of you to clean up this copy pasta to not include the THE VIRUS IS ONLY A RISK IF YOU'RE OBESE bit which obviously is a faux-pas when talking with Americans.

>>18077604
whatever happen happens bro lol it's just a flu